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And looking at the poll itself, it seems I get to read a lot of stories for this next month. What poll am I talking about? Why this one right here. clocking in at exactly 166 stories, it looks overwhelming at first, until you realize you got a whole month to look at stories. Considering I've entered my own story in this, I'll be slowly reading these entries over the

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Lucky's Dirty Secret just got itself a bran' new sequel out, jus' happened today!

So go on, check it out, you know ya wanna.

Ohohohohoh the levels of salt I have for that dangerous, reckless, cheating upstart Joey Logano right now. You don't even know.

My new favorite is "Come on, guys!"
That is all.

I'll be resuming work on Nightmare Night by month's end, after one more Firefly chapter. We'll see how easily I get back into it after a couple months away. In the meantime, check out the latest offering from prereader and occasional partner in crime AJ_Aficionado, which is both topical and a clopfic contest entry:

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Expect it in a few days. While I'm not desperate, if you'd like to offer services as a prereader, I wouldn't mind.

So the impossible happened and there was a bluepost about a clopfiction contest. That's not something you see every day so I decided, sure why not? It's been ages since I've written anything and I need fresh inspiration. So I'm going to be entering a story with lesbian futanari centered around a pony I haven't really talked about before that I'd built concepts around way back in 2016 for my work on Foolers Rush In. No

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So... for a reason unknown, I found myself browsing through the clopfics section of Fimfiction... (definitely not trying to find one to read...)

And all I see is this...

Pinkie Pie Masturbates
Rarity Masturbates
Fluttershy Masturbates
Twilight Masturbates
"x" Masturbates where x=pony and y=why the hell are there suddenly so many fics that REPEAT THE SAME, BLOODY STORYLINE!!!!

WHY!?!?!? Abyss, what have you done?

Brohoof/)

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It's my birthday.
I'm hoping to finish a new story today.
I need a drink.
That is all.

-Pencil

Hey guys! Just another update post thing. Dirty Little Secret's contest for stories has officially stopped taking submissions, meaning now is the time period of voting for stories. I recommend all of you go through the list of stories on there and see all the great contributions everyone's made for it. Yes, I know I'm among those contributors. However, this is NOT me telling you "hey, go vote for just my stuff!". There are folks who made stories better than mine, I know so myself! If you wanna

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...from some possible future point, because it was stuck in my writing-output-buffer, and nothing else is coming out until I clear it.

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...You Damned Dirty Ape!

Anyone felt the need to use this in a HiE fic?

(This query brought to you by this morning's Plague, Inc. game.)

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comment and review below the fold

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Well, apparently this is a thing and it does nothing but prove how fucking vile men are and can be. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people? They're as mental as the dirty bastards in that one country that supposedly 'legalised' rape and sexual assault on women, like it was their right to do it.

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All right. First up on the final batch of movie reviews for the year... the original "Dirty Harry."

(First watched July 7th, 2023.)

I'm glad to have seen this one, though I wouldn't say that I loved it. Liked it well enough, sure, and glad to have finally gotten context on it, but I didn't love it.

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Love is Blind by dirty little secret

Wish there was a continuation again
9/10 very accurate to the situation would love to see more

Reveiw and explanation below the fold

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