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Equestria Girls Headcanon Nonsense: Quick Shots 2 · 4:34am Apr 5th, 2020
And now more random bits of headcanon I have for various characters in Equestria Girls.
- Principal Celestia is as much of a gamer as her sister. However, while Luna sticks to PC, Celestia is an avid console gamer and has kept every console she's ever had since she was a kid. She has everything from (the equivalent of) an Atari 2600 to all the major current gen consoles. They are kept meticulously clean and all still work.
- Sour Sweet likes anime, but she prefers stuff ranging from the 70s to the 90s. She likes modern anime, but her favorites are all from that era.
- Sunset Shimmer likes novelty socks. Her favorite pair makes her feet look like rainbow cats.
- While Applejack has issues with outright lying, she can bluff like nobody's business. She usually cleans up when the girls play poker.
- Indigo Zap is an avid Pokemon fan.
- Adagio Dazzle doesn't like much about the human world, but she has found one small thing she enjoys over here: hot dogs.
- Cheerilee and Nurse Redheart are dating.
- She doesn't do it often, and never in front of anyone else, but when extremely stressed out, Rarity smokes.
- While not big fans of horror, Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle have a lot of fun with cheesy monster movies from the 30s, 40s, and 50s.
- Of the Mane 7, Rarity also has the largest porn collection. Only the tasteful kind, of course. (loooots of women loving women)
- Pinkie Pie's SAT scores are in the 1500s.
- During her visit to the human world, Rainbow Dash dared Starlight Glimmer to try Fireball whiskey. She had to be restrained from guzzling down the whole bottle. Also from trying to acquire a case to take back to Equestria.
- Of the Dazzlings, only Aria Blaze has ever actually had sex with a human.
- Flash Sentry loves Steven Universe. He geeks out online about it with Rainbow Dash. Neither of them know its the other in their conversations.
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Cherrilee x Redheart? That's an unusual pairing,
I could get behind otaku Sour Sweet!
How does Rarity get that smoke smell off? Also, she's got great taste in porn.
I believe Pinkie's scores. She looked like she was killing it in Advanced Physics before she realized it wasn't gym class. XD
Really? I would've figured Adagio or Sonata, but not Aria.
I can get behind these
"You can't be homesick when your feet are rainbow kitties. I know. I've tried."
She has signed literally every anti-Dexit petition out there, and started three.
Aria, completing the trio, has a crippling weakness for pizza. She folds the slices in half when she eats them, thus continuing the theme of "U-shaped bread full of stuff."
She usually imagines her self in a monochrome noirscape of brooding jazz and dark clouds when she does so, regardless of weather and ambient music.
Fluttershy laughs at the biology. Twilight laughs at all of the "science."
For quite some time, Sunset had the smallest, most of which she had to commission herself. Princess Twilight and Starlight have both quietly helped her out there. She's still working her way towards finding simian beanpoles physically attractive.
I don't have anything to add to this one. I just really like the mental image.
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There we disagree. I'm of the opinion that "function follows form" if you get what I'm saying. You do you, of course.
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As I said, she doesn't smoke that often. Usually one cigarette, and she immediately washes her hands and brushes her teeth afterward. If she can't brush her teeth for whatever reason, she makes do with a travel size bottle of mouthwash.
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Huh. Cool.
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I can see it go either way. Princess Twilight certainly demonstrates how the mind can be the plaything of the body. I just like the idea of Sunset's years of antisocial isolation leading to some odd habits, lingering horsey habits, and general misunderstandings. Like near-total pop culture illiteracy, and the few bits she has seen have convinced her that if the government ever did find out she was from another world, she get carted off to Area 51 faster than she could blink.
So Luna's part of the Master Race and Tia's a Casual Scrub. ;P
Huh. Neat.
YES! XD I love this!
I've always imagined AJ as a good bluffer, too.
Given that she has no personality outside of "scream her support for her teams at her friend's faces", I can actually buy this. She even kinda looks like a Pokemon character.
...I've never thought of this before, and now I want it in art form stat.
Huh. Random, but I could get behind it if it was cute enough.
The version of this that I see most often is that Rarity drinks. But this is an interesting take. I imagine she's got one of those "cig on a stick" things that were supposedly a thing to make people look fancy and sophisticated, or whatever.
That's actually a really cute idea! Fluttershy being a fan of the old black and white monster films? I can actually really see that! Especially because, by today's standards, it looks FAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
Hm. Yes. Only tasteful, I'm sure. ;P
Um...I guess that means she's very well educated, according to the standards of the US Education System?
I can see one of the Ponies getting super addicted to something over on the Human side of the mirror. Wouldn't expect Starlight to crave Fireball Whiskey, though. XP
That is actually a really funny concept, and I can just imagine Aria takin' the crap out of the other two if they try flirting.
Secret Nerds are Secret!
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A perfect score on the SATs is 1600
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Ah. I was homeschooled since 1st Grade, so I never made it that far in the public school system.
And the headcanon actually sits in line with what I had always assumed about Pinkie anyway: she's far smarter than she lets on.