My Little Pony.
MLP has 6 Main Characters.
You wanna know what also has 6?
2 triangles have 6 points and 6 sides.
When you put two triangles together, you get a diamond.
Steven Universe has 4 Diamonds.
It takes 4 Diamonds to make Diamond Boots, which there are two of.
You wanna know what also has 2?
Darth Maul's lightsaber has two blades.
These lightsaber blades are red.
Red like Roses, as in RWBY
Ruby Rose is Yang Xiao Long's sister.
Yang has a robot arm.

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Have I created passwords so fucking forgettable that I've been locked out of my account for months, because I just refuse to write it down or screenshot it. I'm so damn dumb, I swear to God I should probably be dead, if luck didn't favor my oblivious ass, I guess.

Well here's to me not getting locked out a third time.

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China plz don't act more retarded than you already are.

https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3129212/barbie-dreamhouse-adventures-peppa-pig-and-my

Secondary link: https://archive.is/ypLOu

Popular cartoon series such as Barbie, Peppa Pig and My Little Pony are under fire in China after parents complained to a consumer rights watchdog that they contained “inappropriate behaviour”.

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Don't mind me...just working on one of two sequels tonight.

Two guesses which one.

Context: I do not know Pokémon that well. I grew up with the anime for most of my life, but I had never picked up an actual game. (To be honest I don’t think I even knew it was a game)

Very recently I saved up enough money from my allowance to buy a Nintendo Switch (that’s was very much over 300 bucks) and bought Pokémon Shield as my first game.

Very late into my game play, I (finally) was able to catch the wild Doublade that roamed the wild are. I named her Anne Boleyn.

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Hey...
Been a hot minute since I've done anything on this site, huh? Life comes at you fast sometimes. Coming back to this blog is like coming back to your hometown, talking to childhood friends, and realizing how much of a cringe goblin you used to be.
So I did some house cleaning. One thing leads to another, and now I'm basically back to zero. Fun time. :)

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Huh. It has been a while since I was last here.

Hello to all the few people who follow me, read my work, or just come to say hi! If the title hasn't told you, today is my 26th birthday. I'll be celebrating it in many ways, one of which will be in the form of an Ask Me Anything. Any questions you'd care to ask me? Any suggestions or advice you'd like to hear? Hit me with your best shot. Trust me; I can take it~

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Hey everyone. Recently, it came to my attention from SonicFan05s news blog that Scribbler Productions channel is threatened with deletion. Scribble Productions is a brony youtuber known for her audio dramas and dramatic readings of mlp fanfictions.

Spread the word however you can and contact YouTube so they handle this situation properly.

Got any dumb story ideas for me to write possibly in 2021? Nonsensical in general.

As i said...I'm a little drunkityy drunkers. Also, there's a new RariJack oneshot coming very soon that is more saucy and steamy than anything I have ever written. So.....hooray for that! The draft is finished, and it's off to the editor! Next up, the latest installment in the my favoritest story I've ever written. OctiScratch for the win!!!

I love the RD animation that follows the mouse, but...seriously, it's been a VERY long time since she has said anything new.

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What people have you seen make dumb decisions in horror movies/shows?

I'll start with a classic. "Let's split up." Even though there's a monster/killer out there.

First of the year! Posted on January 20th! No idea why I might have specifically chosen today to post gay clop. None at all.

Anyway, it's called the Emperor's Concubine, it's a sequel to A Night in Shining Armor, and it's pretty hot if I do say so myself.

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I just have to wonder... How stupid can you get?

http://www.wfsb.com/story/39045542/market-shut-down-for-putting-googly-eyes-on-fish-to-make-them-look-fresher-report-says

(Meredith) – Authorities in Kuwait reportedly shut down a seafood market for sticking plastic googly eyes on fish to make them appear fresher.

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Hey, wanna see me cause my friends pain?

The Barcast eats 900,000 scoville hotsauce that I made:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeH32hX0NeA

Enjoy.

-pencil