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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 4 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 10 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 167 views
  • 22 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 25 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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  • 29 weeks
    The attacks on anime are ridiculous

    I am sorry about this blog, but anime as in japanese cartoons made in japan are under attack by western moral puritans, because it doesn't adhere to their moral standards. This strikes me as a very imperialistic mindset, not everyone has to adhere to our values.

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Dec
30th
2020

Dumb Story Ideas? · 10:00am Dec 30th, 2020

Got any dumb story ideas for me to write possibly in 2021? Nonsensical in general.

Report Bendy · 199 views · #Dumb #story ideas #ideas #idea
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Maybe a story about Anon being a doctor who is professional at tickling the stress out of his patients and suddenly Queen Chrysalis wants an appointment?

... Do I even need to say it?

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No. Luna boobs.


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Kind of outside my field. But thanks for sharing.

Comment posted by Superportvein deleted Dec 30th, 2020

What about lovestory between Littlepip, toaster and screwdriver?

Year 2020, but in Equestria.

An actual, detailed story of how Princess Fluttershy defeated the Reapers?

Okay, remember how the Mayan calendar said the world was supposed to end in 2012? What if something similar existed in Equestria, but their actual date was supposed to be 2021 and it was incorrectly transcribed as 2012? Amidst the world ending, Twilight would be on an investigation looking for the pony who wrote the date wrong, because she was more upset about the clerical error than the actual end of the world. Librarian principles, you see.

An among us style emergency meeting about who ate the last slice of cake between the princesses, main 6 and spike.

How about a character that figures out to put magic into their insults or compliments to literal or vague results.

Imagine that a character screams "Mother Fucker! after stubbing a toe only for the every creature within hearing range to do just that by some messed up compulsion.

Sorry if this already a thing but yeah here your dumb idea. :trixieshiftright:

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pinkie pie tries to ship anon with her little sister marble pie. Cause Marble pie is too shy to ask people out on her own, (also she doesnt want to) but pinkie pie sets up a date anyway.
The reason why Marble is so shy, is cause out of all the pie sisters, shes the biggest and strongest, despite being the youngest, and never trained a day in her life.
So anon and marble try to make the best of it, and have a casual just-friends-date.
Its awkward as hell.
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Bonus points for setting the story in the human world, but its not mandatory.
preferred anthro, but regular pony work too.

Inflatable tits and fire wieners.

An Overwatch crossover?

Growth that's infectious. Like a "getting bigger" curse.

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