Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?
Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.
Maybe a story about Anon being a doctor who is professional at tickling the stress out of his patients and suddenly Queen Chrysalis wants an appointment?
Okay, remember how the Mayan calendar said the world was supposed to end in 2012? What if something similar existed in Equestria, but their actual date was supposed to be 2021 and it was incorrectly transcribed as 2012? Amidst the world ending, Twilight would be on an investigation looking for the pony who wrote the date wrong, because she was more upset about the clerical error than the actual end of the world. Librarian principles, you see.
How about a character that figures out to put magic into their insults or compliments to literal or vague results.
Imagine that a character screams "Mother Fucker! after stubbing a toe only for the every creature within hearing range to do just that by some messed up compulsion.
Sorry if this already a thing but yeah here your dumb idea.
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Bonus points for setting the story in the human world, but its not mandatory. preferred anthro, but regular pony work too.
Maybe a story about Anon being a doctor who is professional at tickling the stress out of his patients and suddenly Queen Chrysalis wants an appointment?
... Do I even need to say it?
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No. Luna boobs.
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Kind of outside my field. But thanks for sharing.
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Excellent.
What about lovestory between Littlepip, toaster and screwdriver?
Year 2020, but in Equestria.
An actual, detailed story of how Princess Fluttershy defeated the Reapers?
Okay, remember how the Mayan calendar said the world was supposed to end in 2012? What if something similar existed in Equestria, but their actual date was supposed to be 2021 and it was incorrectly transcribed as 2012? Amidst the world ending, Twilight would be on an investigation looking for the pony who wrote the date wrong, because she was more upset about the clerical error than the actual end of the world. Librarian principles, you see.
An among us style emergency meeting about who ate the last slice of cake between the princesses, main 6 and spike.
How about a character that figures out to put magic into their insults or compliments to literal or vague results.
Imagine that a character screams "Mother Fucker! after stubbing a toe only for the every creature within hearing range to do just that by some messed up compulsion.
Sorry if this already a thing but yeah here your dumb idea.
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pinkie pie tries to ship anon with her little sister marble pie. Cause Marble pie is too shy to ask people out on her own, (also she doesnt want to) but pinkie pie sets up a date anyway.
The reason why Marble is so shy, is cause out of all the pie sisters, shes the biggest and strongest, despite being the youngest, and never trained a day in her life.
So anon and marble try to make the best of it, and have a casual just-friends-date.
Its awkward as hell.
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Bonus points for setting the story in the human world, but its not mandatory.
preferred anthro, but regular pony work too.
Inflatable tits and fire wieners.
An Overwatch crossover?Growth that's infectious. Like a "getting bigger" curse.