THIS IS SO AMAZING! I'VE TRIED SHAVING, PLUCKING, BLEACHING, SUGARING, AND WAXING STRIPS, BUT NONE OF THEM WORKED. EVER SINCE I WAS VERY LITTLE, KIDS MADE FUN OF ME FOR MY MUSTACHE. I've always been super insecure about it. Lately, I wouldn't say I've been insecure, but let's be honest. Mustaches will never be in style. There's no point in keeping it. Since it worked so well on my mustache, I really want to wax my pubes at some point. It's good to try everything at least once. I

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I hope your day is less boring than usual. Cause girl you're perfect! You're always worth it, and you deserve it the way you work it! Cause girl you earned it!

Live-reading of this blog, by Imrix.

I’m not good at romance. My idea of a contraceptive is a fake telephone number. I date girls with glasses to look at my reflection while we fuck. I blow raspberries while eating girls out.

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Merry Christmas to all who partake and a happy Enjoy your Monday to everyone else.

Life update below

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I was reading the first chapter of "Journeys and Destinations: A Friendship for Eternity" again because of its anniversary and discovered that there are still a couple mistakes in it.
I went over them now, fixed them and improved the chapter a little. I figured it would be appropriate today, on the anniversary, to give it a little makeover.
The changes are nothing major; just a few replaced words, removed a comma that was too much and rearranged one or two sentences.

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Yes I know I dont get along with everyone so the title is a bit hypocritical
But I also know that lots of us are going through really rough spots in life
And I believe that during this festive season, maybe we could all put our differences and get along, at least until the end of this month.
I'm sorry for the arguments I've caused, but I still want all of us to be... neighbors

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Whenever an author updates a linear story with a chapter placed earlier than what was the latest chapter before it makes my mind lose grasp of where the heck the story was going.

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This isn't going to be a happy blog. It isn't even going to be a relatively nice blog or a blog about anything be okay. I don't know when I'll be able to make blogs like that again, or frankly any kind of content in general like that. I'm not the site's most personal figure, and I never really aimed to be, so it makes sense if a lot of people hadn't realized that anything was really going on with me. I take the social out of 'social media' a lot by being what essentially amounts to a digital

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Sometimes, I really hate myself... Last week, I announced I would be finishing and uploading a new chapter on the Tuesday following, but... that didn't pan out as I hoped... One day late bled into two, then three, and next thing I know, it's Sunday.

Shit.

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There's a reason why I sounded like I didn't give a damn about audio quality.

It's because I didn't give a damn about audio quality.

Send me a real microphone if you don't like the sound of my audio, and maybe the UniqueSKD channel will slightly improve a little bit.

I am going to try to avoid fimfiction as much as possible until the 18th/19th (my last exam is the 18th but I have a school party after). As I have said before, my exams are soon approaching and I need to devote more time to studying than to ponies. I'll probably drop by maybe once a day, maybe more on Saturday and Sunday.
Thanks for understanding!

Okay, so before anyone says anything yes, I know I missed the February update and basically did f&*k all that month but in my defense work was kicking my flank so hard that month that I barely remember most of it other than endless pizza deliveries and rolling around in tip money. Not that that's a bad thing, mind you, but still...

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>read a message wrong

Dislestia is -1000000/10

>send message

^me tho

>realize what was sent

>delete message

Heh, I just noticed this. Talking Is Hard had a birthday just a couple of days ago, on the third. I missed the one-year birthday of my own practice collection. Does that mean it's not worth remembering, or is the fact that I'm blogging about it now mean that it's more important that most of my other stuff?

I dunno. Just felt like bringing it up.

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Who thought it was a cute idea to make those tags? Of all the 3 years I've spent on this site... I don't even.

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I'm sorry to say that I've been very ill in the past few days and I haven't been able to write any more of my story. I apologise to the non-existent people looking forward to the story but it may be delayed. Hopefully, I will get better soon and will be able to finish my story in time, so let's pray God, Jesus, Allah, Ganesh, Shiva or whatever deity or being you worship that I get better from my illness. Sorry if I did not mention your religion. I mean no offense.

The Fourth of July, the day wherein Americans celebrate their country by blowing up a small part of it.

What could be more American than that?

Reading pony fanfiction, clearly!

Today’s stories:

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there is no way i will be able to write the fic i wanted to
my writers' block is back, and i can't get the story to flow at all
so yeah
my hopes and dreams of writing a stressed-out halloweeen rarity fic are basically circling the drain right now

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As much as I wanted to keep my blog posts at 69, I felt the need to say this. I'm volunteering as a counselor at a Jesus camp even though I'm a dyke who's never held a Bible in her life. Hopefully , there won't be too much drama since this crazy bitch is coming after she learned that I applied. I really hope that this camp kills my sex drive. Lately, I've been too horny for my own good.