I haven't even taken my hydrocodone and I feel exhausted. I'm about to have math long period, too. And the sub is so salty! I have her for the next three months. After that it gets easier. I just don't want to fall asleep during class. Hope your days are going well.

This, being this.

That sofa is funny. "No one believes you."

These guys are correct, but are mistaken at the same time. Whites aren't the only group who feel this way. Hispanics and Asians don't like this nonsense either. I, personally, don't care what blacks think, they're just another part of the problem.

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Today is my seven year anniversary of joining this site. While I haven't posted on here in a while and am conspicuously not looking at any specific story I keep telling myself I'll get back to one day, I have still been somewhat active in reading on this site. The more time that's gone on, though, the stranger it is to look at the stories I have here, and not just because one of those stories is incredibly close to 1k likes, what the fuck.

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Have others seen the leftists in the streets acting like animals again?

Click The Links

And that's how Honkler won World War "Where To Pee"

If you're offended and feeling invalidated again.
Just go and dye your hair again.

I'm trying to drag a few memories and crap from my archives.

Give me a day and a night's sleep, and you'll have genius in return.

One thing's for certain though:

Full Name: Lauren ***** B*******t
Future Career: I'm unsure atm
Birthday: May 12
Boyfriend/gf: None atm
Height: 5'somethin
Favorite Color: Bluey-green/teal
Girl BestFriends: A lot.(irl) A LOT.(internet)
Boy Bestfriend: A lot.(internet)
In Love?: Nop
Want Kids?: Maybe?
If, So How Many?: 1 or 2
SnapChat: Nope
Zodiac Sign?: Taurus
Last kiss? no comment
Last Hug? My dad
Last person I texted?: Kat

And now it is over, and we must depart. Good evening, Baltimare.

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I got myself a few things
One: A Honda ATC 125. It's a little 3 wheeler and it can pack a punch when flying down the road. They are dangerous though, I will admit that.

Two: Learning experience. Don't take sharp turns on this fucking thing. EVER. I learned that the hard way.

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im currently typing out ch. 5 of Family Tree, but the story is fully planned out, no more plot corrections or changes, and I was planning on releasing ch.2 on friday but i haven't stopped typing for the better part of two days and i got impatient.

if people don't mind waiting for future chapters post chapter 7 or so, i'll release ch. 3-5 in the next few days. i hope people like them, though ch.3 is the shortest one so far, but it has the Big Thing that happens.

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Ahoy there, scallywags. Avast ye Rimmer's ass.

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They were in an accident and could really use some help. Details here

Let’s be honest Nightmare Moon is a pretty cool pony. However there is quite the lack of fanfics I feel about her, especially now since she was the very first villian in the series and never really showed up again or was talked about much, but I haven’t watched the show since 2017 so I might be wrong.

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Edit/Update: The search by 'heat' doesn't treat story length in quite the same way as the Featured Box's full algorithm does, so the results are NOT entirely comparable. When I tested this initially, the Box had such a large proportion of Anon stories in it that any discrepancy in NON-ANON story results wasn't initially obvious.
Sorry!

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I don’t like talking about serious stuff. This place is supposed to be a haven for fun stories, epic adventures tales, fluff, romance, and the occasional romp in the hay.

Sadly, things come to forth that demand me make my say in the matter. Specifically, this blog.

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Another voiced episode. I'm getting some good practice in.

EDIT: Okay, because I don't feel like I did this one enough justice, I want to take some time here to explain why I love this subject so much.

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