It's already been said, but I'll say it again - The new guidelines are bulls**t.

I've made it clear on several occasions that I dislike how I've moved from place to place across the last several years. Technically five times in four years, I've had to do everything from carting my belongings a hundred yards away to uprooting my life and driving nearly fifteen-hundred miles twice. And when I got into the mindset of such a reality, it tended to play hell with my own wants. The things I wanted to do were forced to the wayside, time and time again, to the point where I

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IN WHICH DAMMIT COFFEE

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I’ve had the flu all this week, but it means I’ve had time to read a few more stories lately, so today I’ll be looking at three stories that recently made a big splash on the Featured Box: “Numbers,” “Sum of Their Parts,” and “Mrs. Robinson’s Stand.”

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So i talked a little bit on Sunday about some PC problems I've been having and I wanted to update you all on how that's going.

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I'm just sick and tired of their shit. Considering the bullshit for the past few weeks, it's just not the same anymore now that my pal left, we were like warriors amongst the other sports leagues up here in DC. Me and him always got each other's back and we fucking held the fields like pros.

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These double standards are the reason why I don't want to be in a relationship or get married. What good would it bring if these biases exist in reality? This is the perfect example of what an unfair and cruel world looks like.

IN WHICH I WAS TEN DAYS LATE
Greetings, all! I'm feeling a sense of relief. But before I get into that, enjoy some great piano music!

If you'll please follow me past the jump, I'd like to say a few words about my latest story and life.

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IN WHICH I BIRTHDAY'D
*ahem* Jesus was Black. Ronald Reagan was the Devil. And the government is lying about 9/11. </boondocks>

Okay, now that I've probably shocked you into unfollowing, allow me to explain myself past the jump.

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Texas's propensity for doing stupid shit with its educational system is well-known at this point.

But this may be perhaps my favorite one so far:

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It's really difficult. I read on the lovely internet that you eat pussy like you would an ice cream cone. I ate an ice cream cone while my face was shot up on novacane and it was difficult. I smeared it all over my face and it started to hurt.

I finally got around to watching Wreck-It Ralph, and let me just say, I am so glad I chose to see it after IYGALL finished, 'cause boy, does "IYGALL video game AU" sound weird as heck. As much as I enjoyed the movie...after that twist, I can't stop thinking about how similar the two are. (If anyone else has noticed the similarity, rest assured, it surprised me as much as it did you.)

In any case, what this means is I know the first thing I'm gonna draw 2018~

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Not the sad Cruze you’re thinking of. That one’s dead, and it stayed dead.

We’re also gonna see that Denali again, and finally solve the mystery of where the Personal Audio Link Control Module went. Plus, we’ll have some fun asides, so

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Per usual I stole this writing meme from Ice Star because I don't follow nearly enough people here.

1. Tell us about your current project(s) – what’s it about, how’s progress, what do you love most about it?

Current active project is a Jinglemas entry I can say nothing about. But of course I'm sure we mean the likes of my chaptered stories.

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Now I can suck dick at writing in a fresh year!
Meeester I hope you're proud of me
You're the only reason I suck dick at life, so that one day I can see you in real life

senpaiiiiiii Meeester

Hey, guys!

A quick TL;DR for those that haven't seen Forgotten Friendship: a new Compati chapter is out! Go read it!

For those that have seen Forgotten Friendship (or those that don't mind a few light spoilers), below the break are a few things I felt like touching on just because.

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*something about how ISIS will come and rape our women, kill our gays; somehow turns into something about genital mutilation*
Only the girls get their genitals mutilated.
Well, the guys are circumcised, and I consider that genital mutilation.
Pilar, you do realize that both of your brothers are circumcised?
So is Blake.

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Alright, fine...

You monsters.

I'll keep writing it.

....

But only because I like AU Twilight and Celestia's chemistry. And thought of a bunch of ideas involving them.

So now it's incomplete, and it has a Twilight Sparkle tag.

Can't promise it's gonna be entirely what you people are expecting though.

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