Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here.

And, by golly! I've reached my 100th film review! Can you guys believe it?!

I couldn't have picked a better film to represent that number too, because today, I'm gonna give you guys my analysis of "The Lion King". The animated version from 1994 to be precise.

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And those of you who've been reading since before I joined this outfit know exactly who "he" is.

First of all, we wrapped up "Moonlight." Congrats on persevering there.

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But because Knightly - and to arguably a greater extent, Meeester - are such fun-hating chocolate-starfish-gobbling hobos who temporarily ban people for putting episode content in their blogs, I can't show you the actual deleted scene. So I took the liberty of animating the deleted scene for you all. Because I'm a nice person. Because I love you all. And most importantly, because I'm not Mandopony.

Tons and tons of coffee..... "What does this mean?" you might ask now, but don't worry, I can give you the answer on this question about that crazy sentence up there!

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So, let's try this again, shall we? Last year, I had very similar writing plans and the coronavirus and the distractions it brought messed with all of them and jumbled everything and shook and mixed it into one big pile of chaos. But now there is a new year, new opportunities rise and I feel new

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No, not everything was bad. In fact, this year started great, with lots of hopes for the future, more writing projects in mind, being at my dream position as dev team member of "Legends of Equestria", as a quest writer, the wish I always had, but thought would never get fulfilled.

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It's late. I know. It's 1:30 in the fucking morning AND we're off schedule. Hush.

So here's last week's. Wheeeeeee.

This week's is another crossover shuffle. That tells you all you need to know right there. Have fun.

Our Project AFTER post-mortem is complete. Congrats on roping me into it personally.

This week is the next installment of a story from one of AFTER's most bitter rivals. "My Little Cardboard: WHAT Characters?" continues.

<Long intro detailing how Cozy Glow started attending school and now sees Sunset as her mother>

"So how was school today?" Sunset asked as she put down the dinner on the table. "Did you do anything fun?"

"Yes," Cozy smiled. "Cheerilee was sick today, so me and Silver Spoon decided to practise for the music showcase and then some other students joined in and everybody danced!"

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Good things come to those who wait. I can't believe that I really worked on a story on Hearth's Warming Eve of all days, but here I am, that's what I did. I'm crazy. I'm insane. Call me a lunatic. No, wait, don't call me a "lunatic", because that term is insulting to Luna. Call me a loco. Because I am a complete loco for working on Hearth's Warming Eve instead of celebrating with food, music and chilling. But a loco is what we need today and if we don't count myself, you'll get two locos

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Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for the 4th installment of this year's "Spook Spectacular", I'm gonna give you guys my take on "My Little Pony: A New Generation".

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I have entertained the idea of doing story reviews many times – mostly because there are a lot of talented people in this website, and I always thought that spending twelve thousand words relentlessly sucking King of Beggar’s cock in public sounds like an ideal Saturday. Sadly, I never started that project. Instead, I chose to befriend King of Beggars, and then proceeded to relentlessly suck his cock

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Short thing below. Also, brief update on the me: I still exist! Yay! Working on something big for you all... you know, as I have been, for the past almost-two-years... I've shown it to some delightful weirdos and they agree that I sure have been putting words in a specific order in a document, so there's your second opinions. In the meantime, have something dumb I wrote for a speedwrite. And join the My Little Story discord here, we do some fun little

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Twice a week, I’m immortal, and my brain contains the entire fucking Universe. Alternatively, I die. Zero middle ground.

Let’s talk about stress, exhaustion, and the need for a creative outlet. But, you know, in a funny way.

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