All About Me Meme/ Challenge!
Full Name: ****** *** ********* (huehuehue not saying)
Future Career: probably something in medicine. maybe forensics. idk i like lots o stuff
Birthday: again not saying
Boyfriend/gf: i have a kinda bf irl but i might break up with him
Height: 5'11"ish
Favorite Color: blue! any shade really, but i do like teal/ turquoise (like Sunset's eyes)
Girl Best Friends: Trinity (IRL)
Boy Best Friend: Ian (IRL)

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THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES I'M IN AN ANGSTY MOOD RIGHT NOW. WELL, SORT OF. I'M NOT GONNA CRY AND I DON'T FEEL A VOID IN MY HEART OR WHATEVER LIKE I USED TO. I LOOKED UP SOME GIRLY DRINKS ON PINTEREST SINCE STRAIGHT UP WHISKEY TASTES LIKE SHIT!!! IMMA TRY AND MAKE A COSMPOPLITAN BUT WITHOUT THE MIXER. I'M DISCOURAGED/NOT ALLOWED TO GET A JOB BUT THAT SHIT KEEPS ME BUSY. MAKING ALL THOSE CRAFTS FOR SPANISH CAMP WAS A BITCH BUT I DIDN'T FEEL LONELY LIKE I DO NOW.

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Live-reading of this blog, by Imrix. In case you don't feel like reading, now you can listen to it.

I’m not good with romance. I am to romance what a fiberglass handjob is to foreplay. I have been defined as “an emotional wet fart” by at least three different psychologists.

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Just clockin’ in for a few updates...

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Or will die

I have a poetry recitation competition today (Poetry Out Loud) and Im really nervous because it's the regionals competition so the top people get to go to state and aaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm already a nervous wreck
I won't be online much today, but when the competition is done I might make another blog with the results

Anyway if I die, blame it on the poetry

Bye!

I'm very, very sorry. A declaration like that typed out on a phone in front of a river is very scary. As an author who wanted to have his blog either be for comedy or stories, I feel it was very rude to drop that out of nowhere.

Also, not dead.

Getting There!

Travel insurance is a useful thing to have if anything bad happens to you. If your flights are messed up, if something goes wrong with the hotel, etc, it’s travel insurance that’ll get you your money back. Most importantly, it covers medical costs where you’d have to pay for that sort of thing.

But I’d be fine. Nothing was going to go wrong.

A lot went wrong.

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by Melanie Martinez

Hey girl, open the walls, play with your dolls
We'll be a perfect family.
When you walk away, it's when we really play
You don't hear me when I say,
Mom, please wake up.
Dad's with a slut, and your son is smoking cannabis

No one ever listens, this wallpaper glistens
Don't let them see what goes down in the kitchen.

Places, places, get in your places
Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces.

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Okay, so this is a thing that I figured I'd do because why not. I'm not a reviewer, but I'm a reader and a writer, so I thought I'd give a try and write a commentary/review on a story when I'm not working on my own. Because reasons. Because I can.

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turns out i didnt need to use random pic hosting websites
AGHHHH IM SO STUPID
*facepalms forever*

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My mom used to ask me if all of my friends jumped off a bridge, would I jump as well? That question was always pretty easy for me to answer, because I could just laugh and say "Oh, mom, you know I don't have friends." Still, the question behind the question remains: will I do what everyone else is doing just because they're doing it? And the answer, dear readers, is sure, if it looks like fun and doesn't cause anyone any sort of harm. And what harm could happen from writing an end-of-the-year

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Howdy folks!

As I promised last week, I posted a new story yesterday:

I Have This Friend

Comedy, Romance
2,026 words

Twilight asks Celestia for romantic advice.

You know, for a friend.

Because, really, who doesn’t love awkward conversations?

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"All according to plan~"

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Heya, lil concise update. Not much really to report, only barely started Episode 05 of Queen of Crimson Crows, I'm mostly focusing a bit on artwork at the moment. I'm going to upload and insert them all at once, so it may be a bit.

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He put out a new music video today.

Of him hosting the presidential debates.

While singing the debate questions at the (autotuned) candidates.

If that isn't up your alley, he also has an unboxing video, of him unboxing his 2015 Grammy Award that he got in the mail.

A totally normal day for him.

TLover of the Moon

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi

It's been a thousand years since everypony disappeared, and I feel a change in the air. Some secrets aren't meant to be kept forever, and my beloved Princess's are no exception.

• Alt. Universe
• Rarity
• Nightmare Moon

Silent Whisper · 5.1k words  ·  113  5 · 1.1k views

It's here! Now we've got both sides of the story. I plan to update one fic per week, alternating between the two. It's time to get excited! Note that both fics can be read on their own, but if you want the full story, you're more than welcome to read both as each chapter's released.

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Citation: today. Don't believe everything you read on the other 364.24 days of the year either, but this is the day that lots of places decide to remind you of that. It is, of course, misinterpreted. I think AM stated my opinion on both sides of this problem:

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It is past midnight in Ukraine, August 24th. It is their Independence Day.

May the menace of tyranny be outlasted once again.

PETA asked Games Workshop to make Warhammer fur-free.

So, there are apparently people in the world who are appaled by killing virtual animals for virtual furs, and you still wonder why 2016 looked the way it looked...