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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Jan
15th
2018

Not dead. · 1:48am Jan 15th, 2018

I'm very, very sorry. A declaration like that typed out on a phone in front of a river is very scary. As an author who wanted to have his blog either be for comedy or stories, I feel it was very rude to drop that out of nowhere.

Also, not dead.

Comments ( 8 )
D48

That's good to hear, and now that you have made this clear I think it's not too inappropriate to say that I find it funny that the suicide prevention hotline is a machine.

What? I like dark comedy and have learned not to take life too seriously. :scootangel:

Glad to hear you're still around. :twilightsmile:

Glad to read you're alive.

Thank the maker your still here!

Just stay safe, okay buddy?

You're here another day. That's something important. And although I only vaguely know who you are, from some of your blogs and stories, I'm glad you're not leaving us yet.

Scare aside, I'm glad you are still here.

Rude? Perhaps. But still, better a bit of rudeness than an abrupt cessation of comedy.

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