Hey, guys!

I'm still alive and breathing. That much is (as far as I can tell) true. Life's still busy, but it should clear up here soon, as this week is the last of my grad school. () In the whole job hunting phase now, with just a few projects to finish up by Thursday, and it's hello Master's degree!

But enough about real life. Let's talk about some things in the pony world, cause that's what you're all here for, right?

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...Okay, uh...

I guess it doesn't look that bad.

SO! Good news bad news time.
GOOD NEWS
I have some time to pour into updating stories. I've been adding on to them little by little between work, and youtube, and Twitch but haven't really had a chance to just sit and work on them. Discovering Friendship should be updating soon and we'll FINALLY be getting the next chapter of BBO up and running. Also working on that RariAppleShy fic and a few other things.

BAD NEWS

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Hello! And welcome to my desperate plea for help suggestion box! I will be completely honest, I'm starting to run low on new, origional ideas for my Prank War story. 3 months of updating 3-4 times a week will do that to you.

So, time for audience participation! What kind of pranks do YOU want to see Nick, the Royal sisters, and company bug each other with? Put them here so I can have 'em all in one place. You will be credited for your ideas in the corresponding chapter.

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IN WHICH I CHECK IN
Yes, I'm still on vacation. I'll leave for tonight's show in about an hour. Until then, here's Yui Mizuno.

Why Yui? Well, she's not on this tour, giving all her fans a massive sad. But I've vowed to support the other two girls and the band anyway.

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I made a video that's basically in the same vein as Your Grammar Sucks by Jacksfilms. Take a look if you're interested.

I'm editing for two new videos featuring voicings for characters from Undertale. I'll probably only upload one video per day, though, while I'm on break.

Works on FimFiction I've Proofread/Edited for (From most recent to first)

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I didn' like the new MLP episode it also showed Starlight is a freaking moron, honestly Trixie should have told her why luring an evil unbeatable monster to a village of weak cowardly pacifists was a bad idea.

Also Pharanyx changing his form at the end kind of detracted from the episode severely.

Hey hey! Been a while.
Just wanted to say I've been going through things as of recent (finding employment, family health issues, etc.). As soon as things get settled over here, I might be back with a new story. Been thinking of writing something involving mouth play. Will get back to you all when I have a concrete idea.

Til next time, peace!

First lesson (on good dialogue). Ask away.

I am really bad at relaxing. But, because of that, I may have got something coming in the morning pacific time. Ya better buckle up, buckaroos!

With love.

~ Not Enough Coffee

After the admin let off some steam about their ableist manager on the venting channel, I sympathized with them, expressed my distaste towards ableists, and claimed that their manager is a Karen.

The admin told me not to make assumptions about people I don't know and claimed that their manager is nice but doesn't think clearly. Later, they kicked me out of the server.

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Hey!

So yea, Everfree Northwest happened. It was a whirlwind like most cons are, but with the added twist of Twilight's Book Nook, EFNW's first-ever bookstore. It went swimmingly. IIRC, we sold ~72% of our books by revenue and ~60% by unit (which is to say, a lot of the bigger, more expensive books sold well), and I signed a lot of autographs. So many autographs, holy crap. Apparently, y'all like Compati: all 25 copies sold out!

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After a year and a half with my old one, I finally decided to change my avatar. Rest in RIP, devil Carrot Top. You will be dearly missed. ;-;7

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I'm going to try a new series of blogs here. There won't be any schedule to them, but I am trying to make blogging more of a regular thing, so let's have the first in (probably) a series of things commonly debated. The series name might change if I think of something better. (Read: if someone gives me a better/more original name.)

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If you ask someone a yes/no question like "Want to go see Rogue One?" and they answer with something like "I had to wake up at 330 to go to work", then you can make a few assumptions.

1. They're passive aggressive
2. They're a fucking moron.
3. They can't use their big boy words to just say no like an adult.

Of course my reply was "Good for you, so you beat traffic!"

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Gasp indeed.

Seriously, I have been assaulted by various things, including more health issues, Fire Emblem Fates, Volunteering and Drama.

So I got Three Chapters, one of which is a Collab I had been planning for the last two or three weeks, and got them out basically today.

I am tired.

Go read, comment, like, reccomend, whatever.

I'mma sleep nao.

Here is the link to my latest video making fun of grammatically and/or orthographically deficient comments I've found on the internet.
Beware: there is bad language in there. I censored the worst stuff, but things that Johnny Cash could get away with saying on a live album (hell or shit or anything) I left untouched.
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaEPMziaZF4
Embedded video (please leave comments on the video itself instead of the blog):

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I just watched a couple episodes of Bordertown tonight.

Kill me. F**king kill me, somebody. And then someone kill Seth McFarlene before he poisons television with another abysmal pile of lazy racist garbage.

Seth, you're a twat. Once upon a time, you were a funny person. But now? Now I see only a man who I could honestly well and truly strangle and have no shame and regret for.

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This is why.

SNIPERS. BANSHEES. POWER WEAPONS GALORE. CHEESE CAMPING. INSTANT ENEMY VICTORIES

And the best part?

THERE IS NO LIMIT ON HOW MANY POWER WEAPONS YOUR TEAM CAN HAVE.

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Hoo boy, so the holidays are drawing to a close. 2016 will finally be snuffed out and we'll be moving on to 2017! I'll be starting on updates again for stories, starting with Lab Horse, which I just updated a few minutes ago.