It was the best thing ever. Seriously, this was everything that made me fall in love with MLP. The last time we had anything this great was when Discord was a villain. My mind has been blown so thoroughly that I've lost the capacity to express emotion. In my head, I'm saying this in Maud's voice. If you haven't watched it yet, go do it. Like, right now.

I just finished season nine and i am fucking sobbing, that finale song got me good....... it hurts, it does, i'm a fucking mess

GOD

FUCK

okay i'm going to go retwatch the song for the third time and sobb again k bai

edit: dudes like i've invested so many years of my life into this?? and it's over?? fluttershy is adorable?? ican't type??? i'm gonna faitn??????????

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Thunk.

The floor creaked beneath her feet. Distant, metallic screeches echoed through her skull, almost drowning out her muted humming. Her small fingers tightened around the fragile glass of the cup she held, unwilling to let it come shattering to the floor. A dim corridor terminated her path ahead—three doors. Faint voices echoed from behind the one to her left.

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Rainbow turned to look at their enemy. "Hey asshole, you know that you just fucked up hard, right?"
"You dare talk to me that way, trollop?"
Pinkie had enough at that point. A cocky grin sliding onto her face that would have made Sunset proud, she shouted, "Oooooh! Now you fucked up!"
"Excuse me, you little pink-haired slattern?"
"Now you fucked up! Now you fucked up!"
"Shut up, you whore!"
"You have fucked up now!"

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I don't really know how my story Twilight Has Grey hair gained another spike in views out of nowhere. Is my story somewhere else for others to see it? Is it in the popular tab right now? I have no idea.

I've been putting this off for far too long.

Romantic sub-plot, ahoy! (JoffLight is now a thing that exists. This fandom deserves to be impaled and roasted on an open pit.)

Thanks to my new boyfriend, I've come to remember a world of yonder years. A world from which I've been absent for near an eternity. A world filled with pastel shaded tiny equines. And here it is. And here I am. Fuck me.

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Hello everybody, and welcome to the new year!

2020 has been a real shitshow overall, but for me personally, it's been a breath of fresh air. During this year, I found my true self, begun writing, and even made some new friends in the form of Quills and Sofas.

But that begs the question, what next?

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You know that feeling when you go to wipe your ass after a steamy shit and you feel the heat radiating from your ass? My little brother doesn't think poop has steam but it definitely does! People call making out steamy but all it does is induce boners.

>panics anyway
>oh mah gawd fluffy calm down
>but i gotta writititittee
>no
>u have more than a month
>AND I HAVE OVER 2000 WORDS LEFT TO WRITE
>TO THE POINT IT’S ALMOST 3000
>fluff
>shut the fuck up
>you’ll be fine
>NO I WON’T
>if you write now without inspiration it’ll be terrible and you won’t even get 3rd place
>...
>fuk
>i hate my logic

Scootaloo was currently cutting up vegetables for a salad when Celestia barreled out of her room.

"H- Hey Scootaloo."

"Oh no."

"Are- Are you the best weapon?.. Wait no I did that wrong!"

"Maybe you should sit down."

"Maybe you should stop running away, be- because you-"

No really-

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In today's digital age, our smartphones have become an integral part of our lives. We rely on them for communication, accessing personal information, banking, and much more. However, with the increasing sophistication of cybercriminals, the risk of our phones being hacked has also risen. If you suspect that your phone has been compromised, it is crucial to take immediate action to protect your data and secure your device. A

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And we're back!

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I’ll admit it, I have a soft spot for music criticism videos. I watch all the Diamond Axe Studios and Todd in the Shadows videos, and I’m a fan of Mic the Snare. It could just be my special interest and lack of knowledge of other media critics, but music critics seem less driven by things like rant and skit comedy (unless you’re A Dose of Buckley; I never watch his music criticisms anyways), and more set on explaining what’s good about a song and what’s bad about it.

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