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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Sep
8th
2017

Really you'd have to play FFV or FFRK to get this. · 1:13am Sep 8th, 2017

Scootaloo was currently cutting up vegetables for a salad when Celestia barreled out of her room.

"H- Hey Scootaloo."

"Oh no."

"Are- Are you the best weapon?.. Wait no I did that wrong!"

"Maybe you should sit down."

"Maybe you should stop running away, be- because you-"

No really-

"YOU'RE THE CHIIIIIICKEN KNIIIIIIII-"

Comments ( 4 )

I dun get it I also have never played either of the games you mentioned. I also also wonder how many blogs that have to do with the home is for the weak I've missed.

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There are two best weapons in Final Fantasy 5, the Brave Blade and Chicken Knife. Just recently in the FF phone game the Chicken Knife just got dressed up all shiny and released so that and Home is for the Weak have been on my head a lot.

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I could see that being worked into a more coherent story, where Scootaloo keeps running from Celestia. After running 255 times (the wiki said that's the max if I'm not mistaken) Scootaloo finally gets tired of it and just beats Celestia 1v1 in verbal sparring.

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