Okay, so I've got a really dark story now that I've just recently published. So dark and gory, I've had to rate it M for Mature. It's called Ole Golden Eyes, and here's the tale to be told...

Galaxy Swirls, the infamous reaper of Canterlot. Terror of the Night Guard, and the one who hold the infamous Blood Moon. He's been away from his homeland for far too long, hiding away in guilt and shame. But what, one wonders, could make him so frightened as to drive him away from his homeland?

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The choice to live a life without having kids is a valid choice. The older generation fails to realize that education and medication is getting more expensive as time goes by and that bringing them into the world is just going to become more costly. I hate it when they say that I'll change my mind, but I am extremely dead serious.

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2022 Meta (+opportunity to shape next week’s post)

Today we have a short bonus post before I take my hiatus. It may be closer to a two-week hiatus, as the next post in the series will require some high-effort rewriting. In fact, since it relies on about 40–50 video embeds, it’ll be a Fimfiction exclusive.

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And I will, I swear....but first.
I muthafuckin need these.

-Pencil

Okay, I just want to highlight two delightful little flash games on Deviantart, the first of which of which inspired the hilarious and actually rather believeable Human/Queen Chrysalis romance story The Boopening.

http://4as.deviantart.com/art/Royal-boop-FLASH-587430025

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Hey guys and gals, it's me. Sorry guys, but right now I'm feeling a bit lonely on my game consoles. I just have almost no friends to play with on Xbox Live, and one doesn't even play anymore from what I can see, and as for my other two, RoseluckySeven and Chillbook, they have a Xbox One so I can't play any games with them. Also, on the MLP Gameloft app I have on my LG phone, I have only one friend who actually plays the game at all. I used to have two others, and I'm still friends with them on

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So, I know that I deleted a few stories. I'm going to replace them though. Here are my story plans (for now, at least.)

Clockwork-An ancient, self-modifying automaton known as Clockwork is awoken beneath Canterlot during a Royal Archaelogical expedition. Expect craziness and giant robots fistfighting each other.

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Am I the only one who can't drink because they have work tommorow?

Yeah, sorry but it's been a pretty exhausting week and I don't think I'll do much. Right now there is only one story that I'll be working on. It's been on hiatus long enough.

A New Beginning shall return.

-> WORLD

SYSTEM REBOOT – Guardians of the Aura is going to be remade!

I SWEAR THIS MEANS SOMETHING PEVERTED – New planet: RPP18.

WHERE ARE THE HYBRIDS? – Almost all hybrids are now pure bloods, with many other new species both mythical and not, with very few exceptions.

SINCE THERE ARE NO MORE HYBRIDS… – Hybrios no longer exists, but most cities of the country are present in RPP18.

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Hey there, folks. For those of you that follow me because of APD: Homeward, we've hit a bit of a problem recently. One of our editors, DE_K, has ceased all communications. It's been over a month and I haven't got a single word from him.

So, now Sober and I are looking for somebody to take up their duties as one of our editors. If you'd be interested in being one of this story's editors, send me a DM.

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I needed a laugh, so I ran an internet image search for 'funny'. Nothing more than vaguely amusing presented itself. Does anyone know the approximate date on which humans gave up on wit and situational humour and replaced them with captioned images of animals pulling unlikely faces?

I just spent nine hours reading fanfiction. Now I'm in that mood you get when you feel that you've sucked up a cornucopia of knowledge. The kind of mood that's the equivalent of getting high... not that I've ever done drugs before....

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I'm gonna start doin drugs.

Dinky’s head hurt.
She didn’t want to rub the side of it. She was afraid what might happen.
Her fetlock had some sort of tube attached to it by a plaster.
It worried her that it might be inside her. It worried her more that she couldn’t feel it.
Her throat was dry.
Her muzzle felt blocked.
Many concerns and uneases swirled round her mind but the first and foremost was the greatest worry.
Where was her mummy?

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Remember when I said that I'll be writing some more horror stories? I am planning a sequel to Alone In The Dark. Where Turbo returns to the hospital to search for answers. Or one where the monsters that were in the hospital killed everyone in the world and left Turbo as who could possibly be the last pony in the world. Which one sounds better?

Someone did a reading of Fluttershy Has Sex with Her Sofa on YouTube, and it is glorious. Behold:

okay so this happened?
IReadYouWrite alerted me to the fact that Now Hiring had been featured on Equestria Daily, i never would have known if someone hadn't told me

im really glad folks like this story i almost didn't write

Originally posted by Twilight Glimmer:

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Not in the sense you're thinking of!

My obsession vice completely normal amount of playing Elden Ring continues. I completed Journey 5 tonight without activating a single Great Rune (this game's version of buffs). Through this playthrough, I maxed out Endurance to 99.

So let's take that and put it to the ultimate 'blocking whore' test.

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