Idea stolen from /mlp/.

Basically, you look at the last two digits of your post. That determines what pony you get in the scenario. We'll start simple: roll for the pony you'll write a troll fanfic with. Edit: As in, the pony would write it alongside you. In your imagination. 'cause that's what these games are usually about.

Edit: Ew. I got Silver Spoon.
Edit edit: A few people seem to think I actually want you to write a fanfic. This ain't the case. This is just the fun of imagination!

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I'll play! Come on Harshwhinny!

EDIT: NO!!!

3293785 Um... let's see... I got Vinyl Scratch!

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But Steven Magnet is gorgeous.

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I will get the best pony.

EDIT: Close enough! Coco's pretty adorable. This is acceptable.

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Rollin...

Wait... Spike isn't a pony. Successful troll is successful, mnyes

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hmm.... Babs Seed...

hmmm Zecora that is ... cool

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Leeeeet's GO!

Edit:
Cheerilee... what the?

3293785 What's a trollfic? I've never written one... But I'll play if you give me the definition and I can write an everyone rated one. Come on Discord.
*Edit* Well, Rumble it is.

3293785 okay, let's see what we get

I got Bon-Bon!

Let's see what I get.

I got Snails.

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AT least you didn't get Snails like me.

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At least with Snails you can write a shipping trollfic with Diamond Tiara

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3293908
Well, you two managed to snag a pair of jerks with your commentary. Blueblood and (The Great and Powerful) Trixie.

EDIT: And Spike woooould probably point that out.

3293908
I guess your right.

3293785
M'kay

I got a diamond dog

3293785 let's do this!

Silver Spoon... kay...

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This sounds like fun! Although like 3293832 I am unsure what a troll fic is. Well, I'll try anything once.

Edit: Oh god. Flash Sentry?

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Basically a trollfic, in my definition at least, is a fic that does nothing to take itself seriously and may annoy large sections of the Fimfic community (and amuse others).

3294017 Thanks. I'll see what I can whip up... Although I don't know much about Rumble except that everyone pairs him with a CMC. Hm... I'll pair him with Diamond Tiara or Silver Spoon as a bully. That would annoy someone.

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Sounds like fun!

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You don't literally have to write a fic. S'just the fun of imagination here!

3294031 I'm going to write it... It might never leave the document I typed it on but I will probably write it.

Rolling!

EDIT: Oh dear. I have NO idea how to write Rarity, so this should be...interesting.

Roll time!

EDIT: Yes, Scootaloo! I would so love to write a trollfic with her, although I have no idea how you'd go about it. I suppose every single sentence would have to be "OMG RAINBO DAS <3 U".

3293785 I don't usually write troll fics but let's just see what I get...
Edit... yea no...

3293785 sweg

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Nameless pony number 20038128
At least I can do whatever the fuck I want with her personality.

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No promises on actually writing a fanfic, but I may as well see what I get...

Edit: Which is, evidently, Queen Chrysalis. Seems like an easy character to write troll fics for, but by the same token, I'm sure there already are a fair number. Rolling double 0's is pretty cool, though.

--arcum42

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Ohhhh, you've got options.

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Let's see...

Hmm, Applejack... I kinda made the same expression as my profile pic.

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Quite a number, certainly. "Queen Chrysalis Tries To Eat Rarity's Cat" or the like. Of course, if I took this post for a secondary character, it'd limit things a bit.

Edit: Especially since it'd be Pinkie Pie's mother. Not sure she'd have much to eat there...

--arcum42

3293785 let's see who I get

Silver Spoon. Ugh.

Rolling... Auntie Orange?

Testing, edit to come soon.

... Pipsqueak. Meh, could be worse.

So how many of us are actually writing? I'm up to about 600 words.

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Not really into writing trollfics (or even imagining those), but I'll gladly roll for a pony. Let's see...

EDIT: Snips. Of all the cool ponies I had to roll Snips. My life is over.

Let's see what the fates have ordained for me today...

Iron Will... I am perfectly okay with this.

My story is up.

Toss it a laugh, just one chuckle, and a dislike, for that is all it deserves.

3293785 M'kay, I'll take a shot. And a shot too!

Edit: I got. . .Jelly Pony. . .YES!!!

3293785 Le'zze wut i geet
Edit: Pipsqueak. Dammit.

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Here I go...

Berry Punch. That seems almost too easy.

3293785 I see I'm late to the party, but I'll give this a go anyway.

Snips. Hm...

3294654 Lucky. Love that guy.

3294661 I will always ship him with Silver Spoon because buck character! Also, secret passion turns me on somewhat. ()

3295134 I know, but your ships and fetishes wouldn't help me write a trollfic with him would it?!

3295159 Well how about we see to that?

3294285 ShipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipshipPIPWITHSILVY!!!!!