Welcome to the future. Enjoy your neocortical upgrades, and why don't you try out our ponytrait system? A new you is waiting for you to take to your hooves!
The Mane Six have come across a strange substance, at the request of Princess Celestia. It's up to them to figure out what it is and how it works. But after they do, things take a turn for the worst...just kidding, they take a turn for the aweso
Upload into Equestria Online and live forever, they say. But forever is a long time. What *won't* happen if you wait long enough? A somewhat trippy story set in the Optimalverse.
What happens when you Seth Rogen the Mane Six, give them alcohol, weed, make them randy, and love struck? Have Rainbow wanting a lover, Twilight to lose her virginity, Rarity plan the personal lives of everyone, and nearly no moral compass? This.
Carrot Top discovers her coltfriend is cheating on her. Her first reaction is to kick him to next Monday, even though that can get her in jail. Good news? Her friends are going to get her out of trouble. Bad news? They're all sociopaths.
A disaster report on why Elements of Harmony should not take intoxicating substances. Warning: May lower IQ to 6, which is a poor IQ for a glass of water...