Three bored Solar Guards contemplate life, the universe, and everything, all while trying not to kill each other out of mild amusement. (A Spiral of Fate universe side-story.)
After his 'encounter' with Princess Celestia in the throne room, Anon's life had come to a bit of a lull. That quickly revolves itself after a misunderstanding and a timberwolf attack leads him back to Canterlot. Shenanigans ensue.