After a bad incident that leaves you in a coma you find yourself in Equestria where you discover the love of your life, Twilight Sparkle.
*Warning! this fanfic has been known to cause brain cancer in the state of California.*

Queen Chrysalis has been banished, the wedding is about to commence, and everypony is happy. But are they? What would have happened if AppleJack and Rainbow Dash had been captured during their fight with the changelings? What would have happened if a few of the changelings had fooled the banishing spell and stayed in Canterlot to carry out their Queen's plan B?

When Dinky suggests that Derpy write a story, Derpy readily responds to the challenge. However, the real challenge is finding somepony to read the story. Join Derpy on a wacky adventure through PonyVille.

Her changelings were starving. She was growing desperate. Murphy's law was in full effect. Queen Chrysalis was having a very bad day. Losing her toothbrush was just the beginning.

[First Person Past Tense]

So, my roommate came home from Trader Joe's with a new toothbrush. The packaging inspired the cover art and fic you see here. Go blame her for my insanity.

[WARNING] This story has been marked for complete remodel and rewrite. It's pretty much being deleted and replaced with something that vaguely resembles the original idea.

Amnesia. It's hard to imagine until you're actually having it. Think about it. Suddenly, you realize that the last year, or more, of your life is gone. Just brief flashes left. Oh, and random fears and a new(ish) physiology. Though the colorful ponies surrounding me do make me question my sanity.
Please let this just be a dream.

Dialogue that the person who is the subject of the reader's POV cannot understand will be in bold font, but will otherwise be unchanged from the standard dialogue format. However, much of the aforementioned dialogue will be glossed over without being stated.

Don't question it.

Twilight despises chocolate milk. She hates it. Defiles it. She throws it on the ground, and spits in its puddle of calcium goodness. Chocolate milk has haunted her since her childhood, and Twilight vows to never drink it at all. She can't stand it! However... somepony in the Ponyville community dares to bring this sweet treat before her, and the innocent peace offering doesn't end very well. This is the tragic event that takes place on a summer afternoon in Ponyville.

Author Notes:
~ Pictures are done by GrapeParfait (His Photobucket page.)
~ Inspired by Twilight spilling chocolate milk.
~ [Tragic] because a dairy product was the unfortunate victim.
~ A story to celebrate the first day I registered on this site.
Unfortunately, I couldn't finish this in time for April 25th.
Still hope you can enjoy it.

When Applejack and Ditzy Doo are caught together in the kitchen, what will Granny Smith say? Probably not what you think.

A meta-fictional response to a persistent trend I keep seeing in certain fics.

Most of the time, Applejack is honest. A lot of times, she's a dependable pony.

Then, sometimes, she's full of militant squirrels piloting her in a war with the Chipmunk Confederacy over a sacred acorn.

This story is about pinkie pie gaining her apprentice applebloom in the sargent sprinkles art of cupcakes. This is a tale of a young foals journey through a shop of horrors to find out the true meaning of destiny.

Pinkie Pie, the silly party pony from Ponyville has kept her secret of making cupcakes out of the townsfolk. When she pulls the most famous DJ in Equestia, she gets excited. After this famous mare escapes and the cops go to examine the scene, Pinkie's dark side gets out of hand.

This is my first story, so please don't hate me too much.