When a colt named "Bad Dude" storms into Celestia's personal study and declares himself as her latest arch enemy, the Princess can't help but nearly gush from the sight. But is there more to "Bad Dude" than his cute exterior would suggest?
Batsy Fluffentuft (not the most respected of the lunar guards, and in fact on super-probation from Princess Luna herself) manages to escape into the town of Canterlot and have herself an adventure.
Twilight invites Ryan over under the guise of 'read and chill.' In her inexperience, she then proceeds to try and court him, sexually. It goes about as well as one would expect.
Due to an oversight, Luna is left out of a book for foals. Two royal guards take action to ensure that the princess doesn't react too harshly to this terrible slight.