Space will leave you breathless, and so will many other things within it. But there are things being hidden from us. Things that, if found out, could ruin a thousand lives... but they could save a million more.
So the question is: would I want be the one to discover them?

Applejack is known for a lot of things: being honest, being strong, loving her family... apples. But the thing she's most known for is having a really incredible set of eyebrows. It's for this reason that Celestia has seen fit to bestow upon Applejack that highest of honors. She's going to make her a princess... of eyebrows.

It takes less than 24 hours before Ponyville is literally on fire.

You can thank the last Seattle's Angels Podcast this time.

Accidents happen. Ponies die. And Pinkie happens to be the most unlucky pony in the world.
But it turns out Pinkie has the greatest sense of deja vu as well, and that makes it really easy to complete a quest to save the world.

Derpy isn't just a clumsy Pegasus. She's more than just one, simple, pony.
Derpy has D.I.D. (Dissociative Identity Disorder). But this is a special case. Most D.I.D. ponies are unaware of what their other personality does. Derpy and her other personalities are.
This one pony; with three different minds; saved Equestria.
But some things cannot be avoided. Especially bad ones.
This is what she did...

(Set at any time between Discord's capture and his "reformation". Preread by Literature. Rated Teen and dark for psychological horror.)

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What's better than one phoenix? Two phoenixes.

What's better than two phoenixes? A houseful of them, unless it's your house. Then you have a problem.

Rarity has a problem.

Somewhere in Canterlot, a bed and bath for foals has opened, run by Second "You" Pony. Inside, as stated, she bathes ponies and puts them to sleep. Sounds innocent enough. Would could go wrong? Well... I'm writing it. What do you expect?

A parody of Bathtime For Ponies by Derpsanddinks404 and Bedtime For Ponies by ScooterFiction, with their permission, of course. Rated "T" because I always do that. Original art done by Killryde.

Knighty wanted a story about scrunchy faces. I took it as a challenge.

A/N: Edited by the amazing Bronymaster.

Music is life. Life is pain. And dreams are for rookies.