Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You're about to play a game with your, uh, "friends" called SGrub, which was coded by SOLLUX CAPTOR, a "friend" of yours. Speaking of Sollux, you're going to connect to him as his SERVER PLAYER very soon. Though before you can, another one of you're "friends" NEPETA LEIJON tries to troll you. What does she want? Well, you might as well answer her.

Wow, that was a big mistake on your part.

Author's Note: This is a Homestuck and My Little Pony: Friendship is Not an Emotion Magic crossover fanfiction. Though I'm caught up to the most recent page, I'm a bit iffy on the canon. So, if you spot anything that needs tweaking while you read, please don't hesitate to tell me and I'll fix it as soon as I can! This is set in the pre-retcon timeline, but that's not very important to this story. All criticism and advice is welcome. Other than that, enjoy the story!

Also, at the end of every chapter there'll be an authors note that briefly explains Alternian vocabulary.

[Author's Note] Whup, this was going no where. I hardly even liked Doctor Who.
Every Doctor Who and My Little Pony fan knows that Derpy would be a good companion, but why? Everyone has always thought that Derpy was, well, just ordinary Derpy. But nopony knows what Derpy has been through. She has been through a lot of predicaments and adventures with the Doctor, but this story brings us farther than that.
This is my first legit story so tell me your opinion on it so I can know if I should fix some things.

*Note: This fanfiction is set in the time of the 11th Doctor and is during the time of the Ponds and the TARDIS interior before the Christmas Special
Thank you to dominiquelestrange a.k.a my sister for proofreading.