Diamond Tiara wakes up one day and finds Apple Bloom in her room wearing a Prench maid outfit, commanding Diamond Tiara to rip her stockings.

*Takes place during Return to Harmony.

Edited by Mudpony.

Everyone needs a best bro, and you've got the bestest. A princess pony bro.

You've watched every episode at least twice. You make regular pilgrimages to Hot Topic for pony stuff. You post regularly on MLP fanfiction sites. And you have a crush on Fluttershy.

In short, you could not be more of a brony if you tried.

So what happens when the Mane 6 suddenly materialize in your bedroom...and they're not very happy to see you?

Special thanks to Espeon_in_the_morning, RDTwin, The Lost One, JarheadHME, and TinkerStrike, for pre-reading and editing!

EDIT: By Steinbeck's mustache, this fic has been featured!