To my friends and readers · 4:21pm Aug 17th, 2019
Okay, time to stop the jokes, at least for a while.
The point is, I know I've been gone for a long time. A LONG time. I genuinely don't know what provoked me to 'come back' as it were, and I know I've left a lot of people behind and I can't expect everyone to really rush back and remember who I am.
I just wanted to say that for all of you who actually still remember me? I'm honestly touched and quite humbled by it all. And for the ones who have also gone, I hope you're doing well, wherever you are.
I've decided to give this another shot. But I haven't written in a good many years now, and I've just changed jobs quite recently to something a little more high profile and self-actualizing. This means that I don't have much time to write, although I write when I can, and, well, I'm rusty as a bucketful of metal pig anuses.
And that simile didn't even make ANY SENSE so you KNOW I'm bad.
I guess what I'm trying to say is that I just submitted a new story. And I'd be really mighty humbled if you wanted to read it, whether you knew me before I left, or whether you somehow found me afterward and decided to follow me anyway.
I hope you guys enjoy it, and don't hesitate to leave your honest, true thoughts. I know I'm rusty, and I know I have a long way to go before I make it back into everyone's good graces. Your feedback will only help.
As usual, I've tried something a bit new and strange and a bit odd, as I usually do. Here's hoping it all goes well.
Thank you so much.
With Love,
KR.
P.S. Let's get to 1 MILLION LIKES. SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON.
Hi
Welcome back!
Glad to hear from you again ^-^
Wait it's a real comeback
Wait what
Dude what the heck
I'm so glad to see you back! (No really. No sarcasm here.)
And it's good to hear you have a good job as well! I've had what I no jokingly can say is the shittiest week and a half of my life, so seeing this helps build me back up.
YES.
I KNEW IT. I KNEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW IT.
I SHALL READ ON BREAK WITH GUSTO.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Huh
Welcome back. I have missed you.
Welcome back, duder! We kept the place maintained for ya.
I originally read your works way back--Back in 2015 in fact--And they had been a huge source of inspiration for me creatively. Seeing you go was a shame, but life just happens to go that way sometimes. I am quite excited to see your future endeavors, and hope you continue to provide that unique prose and horror I am quite smitten by if I say so myself.
Back again? But how did you escape from the Pit of Doom and my lesbian robot guards?
Ohmygosh! You're back! I finally get to tell you that your writing has really inspired me! Thank you for helping me become a better writer, and entertaining me, and for making me see the world differently!
Don't worry, I remember you.
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Hi!
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What can you do but say I'm welcomed?
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Thank you!
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No, this is the long con. I write a whole bunch of new fics to lure you into a false sense of security, then suddenly reveal that I WAS NEVER HERE ALL ALONG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *cough*
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Hey, that sounds sucky man. What happened?
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Did you, though? DID YOU?
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Heh.
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Thank you. And I suppose you have to punch me now because I looked at your avatar.
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Yeah, the place looks good. So many new features that I have no idea what the thing is what does where and when. Yes.
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Thank you so much for saying so. I've always been honoured when people actually think that I can do anything more than fart out words onto a screen. I genuinely hope that I will be able to continue to entertain! I gotta say it's quite strange that you're highlighting my horror stories though; usually people don't like them over my other stuff, haha.
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Once they realised that I was a straight male fleshbag they kind of lost interest. And then I filled the pit of doom with my tears and just floated out.
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Oh man, thank you so much for saying so! But honestly, I don't know if I really write that much to instill so much in others! I'm honestly just happy that you were entertained. And as I always say, I hope that I can continue to entertain you in the future again. =) Keep writing!
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But why would God remember an ant?
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Yeah suck it, Danny.
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Work was... Yeah. SO I am now.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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ACTUALLY I MEANT 'DID YOU REALLY KNOW THAT I WAS COMING BACK' BUT THAT WORKS TOO.
Because there was no way
No possible way
that you could have discerned my intentions.
Unless you READ MY MIND (or blogs)
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The last blog left a very clear idea of what you may or may not have had planned.
Though to be honest I just flipped a coin and then typed the comment based on what it said.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Not to be a bummer (cause ain't no one want that), but my Dad passed away last Wednesday, and I had the wake/funeral the past Wednesday and Thursday.
It's been a long week. But happy things are boosting me up. Like this is some good news. :)
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Your horror works are what I love the most from you, in fact! Though I admit I may be an outlier in that regard. It's a yearly tradition to reread Babytails and Entry #649. Especially the latter; I am a sucker for Diary style stories, so the foreboding nature of it tickled my fancy in an utmost manner. When or if you consider doing more horror themed works, consider me out of anyone most interested.
Thank you for taking the time to reply, by the way. Do have a swell week now, will ya?
I remember you!
I, um…
Hi!
Welcome back, KR! Hope things have been going well for you.
Dang, cannot believe I missed this, congrats dude, welcome back! I saw a new story posted and didn't make the connection!
Glad to see it's an actual return homie. You better believe Ima read that.