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Totally Incredible Insightful Legit RariTwi Analysis · 10:46pm Aug 14th, 2019
Hi friends!
I'm still working on replying to everyone and writing my bronycon blogpost recap, BUT FORGET THAT BECAUSE I realized I've never shared something with y'all. For those of you who watched "Fame and Misfortune", there was a song called "Flawless" that had like 5 WHOLE SECONDS OF RARITWI so clearly I had to go on Discord and write an entire legit analysis.
So here it is for your potential entertainment ily
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thank u for your time during this incredibly serious TED talk ily
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Thank you for having us at your TED Talk.
Also, story where Rarity gets turned into a book to Twilight's delight when?
Perfect together. Far better than Applejack and Rarity.
Also full contact hug and goofed wings because they are wonderful together whereas AJ got tackles and Rd just sorta bro hugs Shy.
Clearly the most intimate pair of the group and I’m certain their progeny will be reading while stitching together fabulous clothing.
Bodyguard AU on the other hoof...
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thank you for attending!!! i hope you learned a lot and also I expected a full report and a raritwi fic tomorrow, fome, TOMORROW
also idk i have too many fics!!! too many!!!!!! help
This seems really familiar. Though maybe you just posted the pictures on Discord at some point, lol.
I remember reading this on the discord. Still happy to relive the shipping goodness.
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all ships are good ships, Iron!!! we must all band together and form the omniship!!!
I'm glad I could attend this TED Talk
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I KNOW RIGHT THEYRE ALWAYS SO CUDDLY, sob, rose why does hasbro deny us so
Welp, you've converted me. It's okay Sunset, you can have Starlight
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im pretty sure ive made everyone in the EL server
endurebe blessed by this fifty times alreadyYou hear a knock at your door. It's Hasbro. "Congrats Mono you have totally solved it, Raritwi is canon. Here is your official art of them snuggling like real cute-like." And then you get a medal or something. On the medal is Raritwi.
Congratulations.
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OH MY GOD WAIT WAIT THATS SO HILARIOUS YOU SAY THAT BECAUSE OK WAIT LOOK AT THIS THAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY
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"DO YOU LIKE IT, TWILIGHT? THIS IS WHAT YOU REDUCED ME TO!"
"I have a number of conflicting feelings that I don't know how to process right now."
"Well, you could always curl up with a good—"
"Finish that sentence, and I'm turning all your silk into burlap. You hear me? Burlap."
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As Mono and I discussed at Bronycon, the beauty of parallel universes is that Rarity and Sunset can both get a Twilight.
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No but seriously, Twilight getting tired of Rarity being subtle and shit, and she's all "MAGIC A DABRA" and turns Rarity into a book of herself so she can finally read her.
The thing I understood the most about this... is that you're adorable, Mono.
If I hadn't been semi-sold on the ship before, I think I would be now.
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This is why herds as a thing.
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Because the execs have no heart.
Besides, shows ending and we have control now! Muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
I’m more of a RariJack shipper myself, but as a shipper it would be wrong of me to deny other peeps their OTP. Ah, infinite alternate dimensions, what would we do without you?
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Seconded.
Bless you, Mono.
Clearly your shipping card was well earned!
It really is criminal that Hasbro and DHX did so few Twilight/Rarity episodes over the course of the series.
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"What the-- There's no index! Or table of contents! And one chapter is just a whole bunch of sketches for princess dresses! Not even the right size, they're too small for Celestia or Luna! AAAARGH what does it mean"
This made my day
Perfection, Mono. Pure Perfection!
Good times in the Discord chat.
I've done these for TwiDash and DashPie and TwiPie.
Clearly the only solution is Polycule.
(Polyamory + molecule. Every pony is dating two or more ponies simultaneously but not necessarily all together.)
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Or Shipper's Quantum Waveform Collapse Equation. Everypony until observed is simultaneously dating everypony else.
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Rarity "learning the enter-a-book spell (from Amending Fences) to surprise Twilight" fic when?
....I have to write this now, huh. But my raritwi writing backlog is already so long!
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Nice
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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/446698/cartesian-love
Blame now or forever hold your Raritwi.
It's hours past my usual bed time. This was meant to be a 1hr 1k speedwrite. That did not happen since... well, Raritwi. Somehow this is my longest FiM story now? in one sitting nonetheless. Good night and may you have sweet Raritwi dreams.
And in the next canon episode they full-on kiss, and Mono is like WHY DID I DO ALL THIS WORK JUST NOW
I misread 'legit analysis' as 'legal analysis,' and that changed some things for me
Next over analyze how often Rarity stares at Twilight in "We got this together" from the movie...it's a lot (if you look hard enough)