Happy Birthday To Me! Happy Birthday To Me!

Happy Birthday to me... Happy Birthday to me...
I've gotten so old... I've forgot how to rhyme...

So a little while ago, I was chatting with ChappedPenguinLips and mentioned that on my first year on this site I made a blog just like this one (since deleted) stating that it was my birthday.

And no one commented. No one at all (besides someone months later that wrote, "How depressing.").

ChappedPenguinLips laughed at me about that. So here's my chance to actually get more than zero birthday wishes today. Let's see how it goes!

Comments

[naturalbornderpy]

Happy Birthday NBD! One day closer to the grave, am I right?

[CasperSantiq]

yup, just like mine, alone and uncared for.

[Crescent Glaive]

*boops NBDs nose and tacklehugs him/her and snuggles him/her*

[Pickleless]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SUCCULENT PETITE GRAPE~!

[FanOfMostEverything]

Happy birthday! Here's to many more.

[Orbiting Kettle]

Happy Birthday! Tanti Auguri! Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!

[archonix]

pootis happy birthday.

[Eastin]

Awwn, i wans't there at the time to congratulate you

But since i am, have a very happy birthday filled with love and care

[Mystical Rainboom]

Happy Birthday NBD.

[randome284]

Happy Birthday! Let's party!

[Phoenix Heart 27]

HAPPY B-DAY HUN!!!

[DumbDog]

Happy birthday loser.

I hope your boyfriend gets you something nice!

[Sura-Resch]

Hope you have a happy birthday.

[Coffee Bear]

Happy birthday and a happy new year, while I'm at it! I wish you writing luck and prosperity for the next year!

[xoid]

So here's my chance to actually get more than zero birthday wishes today.

I wish you’d crank out another chapter of King Sombra Wants Back Inside His Empire.

…that, uh, that is how this works, right?

[Lekmet]

Happy birthday!

[BlueColton]

Happy Birthday NBD!

[CommanderBigMac]

May you enjoy the greatest of muffins on this day of berfs

[Bandana The Reaper]

Happy birthday!... now how old are you anyway?

[chillbook1]

Happy birthday, mate. Hope you enjoy it.

[GenerousGhibli]

Happy birthday dude!

[BleedingRaindrops]

I don't think I knew you back then. Happy birthday

[NexusDragon]

Happy birthday chump. I'd chuckle about that occurrence but I can't lol.

[Boulder]

Another day to celebrate the doctor dropping you on your head...at least that's what I do.

Seriously though Happy Birthday!

[DwarvishPony]

Congratulations on beating your personal best on years survived this life. Keep shooting for a new high score!

[Set]

How depressing

Jk, Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, forgot how this song went, happy birthday to you!

[Cuber Snuggles]

You know the same thing happened to me. I think...Let me check.

One page checking later...

Yup it's empty. Now it's deleted!

Happy birthday!

[Seether00]

4378466

Well that is a bit morbid isn't it?

[MechanicIrregular]

Happy Birthday NBD!

[Eris Dis Harmonia]

Happy birthday!

[jjrock7H]

4378629 no. its not morbid enough in the least!
Here's a few improvements

One day closer to being a necrophiliac's toy!

One year closer to humanity discovering some form of immortality and have endless wars because of it.

One decade closer to the extinction of all life thanks to humans hard work.

One century closer to the inevitable exhaustion of all resources and the wars over what's left commences.

One millennium closer the the sun expanding and swallowing the planet.

[Seether00]

4378703

Someone's been reading nihilist Arby's

[jjrock7H]

4378721 who?
And no that's just me I know the worlds awful and nothing I or anyone else does matters in the end, so I'm going to squeeze every single drop of entertainment I can out of the shitty world before it dies.

[Morphy]

o/~ This is your birthday song, it isn't very long! o/~

[Seether00]

4378738

Then you should go to Arby's. Have a beef and cheddar on me.

https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

[jjrock7H]

4378790 oh I forgot Arby's is an restaurant chain, I forgot this because there are no Arby's on my continent.
Because of health regelations the chain is not legally allowed on it.

[PrismStrike]

Happy birthday may owning a spiral staircase be in your near future. with crystal slaves peasants you can force to endlessly climb up and down it

[QueenChrysalisForever]

Happy birthday nbd! I hope it is a great one and you get plenty of cake and goodies! Make it a real Pinkie Pie party!!!!!!!

[LupusQ]

Happy birthday:)

[The Phantom Joker]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I WILL NOW POST YOUR BIRTHDAY SONG!!!

[Nadus]

Happy B-Day

[Thetntm]

Wow. Happy birthday to you, man! You're one of the best people on the site!

[RetMotiv]

Feliz cumpleaños NBD! (You prob already know, but that's "happy birthday" in Spanish :D)

[Pro Wrestling Pony]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NBD!

[fluffyunicorns]

happy birthday

[Applespice03]

Happy Birthday!

[Wolfren]

Happy Birthday, you wonderful Canadian!

[BlueYoshi]

Happy birthday, NBD!

[KittyKatKitKat]

Sorry i'm a little late to the "party"( omg that was so bad lmao), but happy B-day, you HiE, Sombro lover, FIMFiction writer you! Our present from sombro himself(and The KittyKat...His....Friend?) to you!

i.imgflip.com/1hhs3l.jpg

[Lancerlot]

4378466
You can remain care-free until I die, then you can start worrying.