The Bridge: Mega Spoilers · 5:29am Apr 1st, 2015
Happy March 32nd!
Listed for you all in no particular order.
• Fluttershy starts a peace activity group after numerous enemy kaiju are killed
• Human Snips and Snails gets hit in the face with a pole
• Hedorah will debut in a big fight in Manehattan
• Lightning Dust flirts with Rodan and gets into a brawl with Rainbow Dash
• Someone else other than Cadance will activate the Crystal Heart via love magic to transform a kaiju
• One shrunken kaiju gets stunned by vehicle crashing into it
• One of the mercs breaks and has a big moment of screwing the rules to do what's right
• Celestia gets a rematch with Chrysalis
• Both Nightmare Moon and Nightmarity return at different points
• Xenilla fights King Ghidorah
• Lea gets hyped up on caffeine and sugar, causing her to teleport spam
• Visitors from the future, including an older, Battra-like Lea and character named Seika shows up with a foreboding warning
• Junior gets turned pink for one chapter
• The Mane 6 and Luna take on a shrunken kaiju
• Destroyah uses her division ability to great effect on two occasions
• An important alicorn and benign kaiju die
• One otherwise extremely dangerous enemy kaiju gets taken out due to a crippling, specific weakness
• Blade Dancer kisses Xenilla
• Anguirus gets talked into wearing a formal suit
• Gala chapter, hilarity ensues
• X and Kaiser Ghidorah's personalities end up merging
• Godzilla Senior's spirit arrives towards the end
• King Ghidorah does something that horrifies another kaiju
• Discord makes a disastrous decision and is 'killed'
• Gentle Leaf returns and becomes Ki Seong's ward
• Harmony gives herself a flesh and blood avatar body
• Nightmare takes over a new, very powerful host
• Xenilla ends up having to deliver Cadance and Shining's infant
• Destroyah cuts someone's arm off and blows them up
• Lea gets a stalker with a crush
• Gigan returns Mane-iac's affections eventually
• Megalon, Sonata, Discord, and Pinkie end up in the same room; the fourth wall is utterly eradicated
• Something reminds Kaiser of his past and very briefly calms him down
• Fillydelphia gets leveled
• We get shown Junior and Luna's happiest memories from their childhoods
• King Ghidorah and Kaiser Ghidorah team up for one fight
• Irys survives the story and ends up back in the EG realm, reuniting with Sunset
• Anguirus kills Slattern after a brutal fight, but lapses into a coma due to his injuries
• Junior figures out romance and does return Luna's feelings, but leaves through the portal at the end before he can say anything
• Azusa Gojo ends up in Equestria, and has a touching reunion with her 'son'
• Rarity will be overprotective of Sweetie Belle throughout the story due to their parents going missing
• Bold Rush comes back and makes the horrid mistake of flirting with Lea in front of Anguirus, Junior, and Rodan
• Rodan pulls a "Silly rabbit _____ is for _____" line
• Tirek returns and fuses with King Sombra
• Another character gets infused with Kaiser Ghidorah's power
• Sonata Dusk is self aware of the shippers and attempts to act out their wishes
• Some of the events of Rainbow Rocks ending will be slightly altered due to a noticeable change in the timeline
"How dare you witch!? I am an Aspect of extinction!"
"I.Don't.Care!"
"Don't become a monster to fight one..."
"Someone having a locked heart inherently means they have a heart to begin with."
"What are you wearing today?-Oh look it's your own blood!"
"This ends now Icka'brod..."
"Hey! Why don't you give us a handicap?!"
"Is that another word for coffin?"
"Wow this author is a troll."
..... Eh tu Grendelson?
Ok... I really, REALLY want to say this is all BS and you are just a troll because half of this stuff is scenes we've been begging for.... And the other half is me is thinking maybe not ALL of this is BS... But what?
... God damn it Tarb
I can't wait to come back to this in the future and tic off which ones were (vaguely) true and which were just nonsense. That's gonna be fun. Happy 32nd everyone!
Wait... So Discord might actually be in this story? MAKE IT HAPPEN TARB (and don't kill him)!!!!
Edit: Or I could be wrong and this is all BS. :|
am I the only one who notices its April 1st in my time zone
Nice sense of humor. Well, I've got important stuff to do in the morning, so goodnight.
...I'm extremely tempted to believe that you've mixed in genuine spoilers along with the fake ones. Some of these seem like they could actually happen (aside from the ones that obviously will happen).
Come to think of it, where is Discord in all of this? You'd think he'd be all over the chaotic goings-on in this fic.
I'll say what everyone is thinking.
"APRIL FOOLS!!!!"
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I dpnt think all of this os BS, in fact I can see around 50% of them being probable. Some, like Irys surviving, I really do hope is true.
Fluttershy starts a peace activity group after numerous enemy kaiju are killed
An important alicorn and benign kaiju die
King Ghidorah does something that horrifies another kaiju
i REALLY hope souls are a thing in this verse.....especially if they can;t be destroyed...
Heh. Broly reference.
Troll levels are off the charts. Yet for some reason I'm still compelled to take the bait. What is my life? (T-T)
I hope some of those spoilers are true, as I know today is April's Fool.
Have to agree with what other people are saying. I think that there are legit spoilers sprinkled here and there in the post, while there are completely fabricated spoilers. I would love to see Gozo and Junior meeting up, the Gala chapter, Bold Rush horrid mistake, and the Junior and Luna childhood reminiscing. While it would be nice to see Hedorah (a.k.a Smog Monster) come into the world, it has been stated sooooo many times that the roster is final. BUT, we have been told that SOME that didn't make it into the story MIGHT appear in the sequel.
Anyways, keep up the good work Tarb!
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Indeed. What's worse, I picked out two things that Grendleson already had hapen from a certain point of view. :
For X, breathing qualifies.
He was still X at the time, but Gigan did get through to him very briefly before Grand King Asshole riled him back up.
If it weren't International Prank Day, I'd be looking for an Epic Norse Hero who's looking for a troll to rip the left arm off of, and direct him to Grendleson.
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Yes, the roster is final. And Hedorah's on it.
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Ooooooooh. Need to re-read then. Thanks!
Happy April Fools!!
I'm pretty sure this is all lies, due to it being April Fools. So I don't believe you!!!!!!!
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Yeah, I'm inclined to believe that. This is his holiday right here.
That's exactly what I said/thought.
I'm actually surprised you didn't go with the full on package and upload a chapter that was believable, art and all, until something happens, we're confuzzled/shocked then you come out of nowhere saying "You've been kicked in the nuts!" And run laughing into the night.
I'm also bidding 200 on that last line on the blog.
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I'm a descendent of Grendel, not Satan
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i think we would notice if you where part snake
I... Tarb you magnificent troll... You have no idea how conflicted I am on what and what not to believe
2931909 Ditto mate.
There are some parts of this that I like and hope happen, some I hope don't, and others I'm unsure off. I would like to see Gozo and Junior reunited in Equestria somehow or for Luna to enter Junior's dreams and see his memory of Senior's death, it would help further and deepen their bond.
not balde dancer anf xenlian kisssing i like it better with blade dancer and godzilla
I agree with what several others are voicing: Some of the spoilers are possibly legit and the rest are just there because of this particular day.
Happy April Fools Day.
I don't care that this is an April Fools joke this actually would make for an awesome if not wacky Fan Fic.
That one already happened.
First the ones I think will happen;
Pretty sure these are going to happen somewhere, even if just for hilarity sake.
think these fight/action sequences have a good chance of happening as well, and Hedorah since it was in the final cast roll.
I believe these may all be connected.
I recall it being said that Gentle would return.
This just seams to obvious not to happen, to much respect in between them.
And Now for the "Maybes"
I imagine it is possible.
Destroyah? The Alicorn has part has me tilting my head though.
I can only wish.
Completely possible, but have her parents even been mentioned? I don't recall.
Possible due to her "alicorn" I suppose.
So her new name is Tarbtano then?
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Considering the Demonic Hag that gave birth to Grendal, I would not be surprised if Satan were a bit further along on your family tree, Grendleson.
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Grendel came from Cain who came from Adam. Nice try
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And his mother? The demonic hag who's skin could not be pirced by any sword forged by man?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy0Bvu7vy9I
This is what I can imagine Tarb would have been singing yesterday as he prepared this blog post.
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Great great great grandmum could troll even physics
2929906 Discord: I'm seating back and watching these Kaiju do chaos for me *chews on popcorn*.
Now you got me curious....cause Destroyah division just happened in the last chapter. So am sitting here wondering what other surprises you gonna throw at us from this list.
3138487 and nightmararity briefly appears. I think all of these have some truth to them.
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Maybe not ALL of them. But with those two, who knows how many are true on this thing.
I have one Mega Spoiler Question for Tarbtano, Will Bagan still be the Main Antagonist of the Possible Sequel you ounce mention?
It's weird to see how many of these have actually happened.
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Hehehehehe. I told you I wasn't lying about this.