Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Get Back In the Lemur · 8:32pm Nov 7th, 2014
-typos for days
-characters names spelled differently at random
-"Grand Choke" foreshadowed about 1,500,000 words too early
-Windthrow Arc goes on for too long
-tone gets disproportionately dark towards the end
-also, dead foals out of nowhere
-who gives a shit about "Bellesmith" besides the author
-RD is a manic headbutter
-managliders, managliders, managliders
-the Franzington mercenaries evolved into a tumorous story arc
-everybody falls to their death, only they don't
-Foxtaur was boring as balls
-Imre's character development dragged and dragged on
-Shell gets too little exposure for his "supremely tragic" character progression at the end
-Floydien is recycled from EoP's Razzar
-Enjoy Kera's "scampy" attitude, cuz this is the last time you're going to see it
-Foxes? Foxes?!?!
-Nobody gives a fuck about the Searo's Hold arc
-The Noble Jury flies east... only they don't
-cults are evilllll because they're cults
-Roarke turns into Worf on several occasions
-Big Dumb Stupid Chaos Dragon (B.D.S.C.D.)
-Never write a "finale" when you've got 30 chapters left to go
-Kera's foster parents should have been alive, and Belle and Pilate should have left her with them
-when you just ended a story angstily, why start one angstily?
-managliders, managliders, managliderszombie pegasi, zombie pegasi, zombie pegasi
-Pilate turns into badass Daredevil zebra, then back to blind Homer
-if you intend to do an arc with religious commentary, plan carefully
-overuse of changelings
-fuckin' a, these titles are hard to pronounce
-just because you start out with an explosive James Bond Intro; doesn't make the rest of the fic good
-oh look, moar changelings
-M Rating? What M Rating?
-We get it, there's shipping
-It's okay to have a Chewbacca character whose background is never exposed
-Bountiful arc is way too dayum long and boring
-no one is prepared for how this novel will end
-NO ONE
-there're very little apples, and next to zero dashing of it
-story written exclusively for the author
-Applejack has... like... five lines ever
-the story arcs are predictable, cliche, boring, and self-destructive to the plot
-Rainbow Dash is so out of character she's been launched from orbit
-an example of taking the "Alternate Universe" Tag to the moon and back
-zero effort involved
-author bias
-forcing something to be cute doesn't increase the d'awwwwwwww factor
-mite, might, myhte, m1t3
-should have titled this "Our Little Pony"
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/66246/a-sky-and-its-anchor
-not a story
-title is super awkward
-deserves an "alternate universe tag" from all it makes the reader assume
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/77486/to-touch-the-ground
-I've got the relation of "aunt" and "older sister" wrong... friggin' whoops
-this really needs to be a series, not a segment of something
-RD is far too eloquent in her head
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/83331/closing-the-door
-the tone of this story makes the "Romance" tag rather icky
-written more for my Knight in Shining Armor than the general fimfic populace
-Celestia is really melodramatic in a short time span
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/84430/do-you-now
-seriously, what's with SS&E and feminizing Rainbow Dash?
-Rarity is super friggin' blinde
-obligatory wing boner joke
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/112006/nuzzle-therapy
-title is feature bar bait
-all things considered, this is a pretty pathetic story
-Applejack is needlessly cruel
-Rainbow Dash is needlessly needy
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/126946/come-back-to-bed-sugarcube
-for the love of Nietzsche, hold back on the southernisms
-because a story doesn't have to be a story when it involves fuzzy ponies and blankets, right?
-these two mares make the oddest couple ever
-forever unfinished
-far too ambitious for what amounts to a stupid, pointless crack!fic
-tragically involved various talented marsupials and lemurs from across the Interwebs, only to abandon them
-a deep look into the heart of lemuriffic failure
-EoP v2.0
-forever unfinished, see above
-tries too hard to be BP 2.0
-narrative tense is flowery and constantly off
-the plot is slower than paint drying
-gore and grimdark for the sake of gore and grimdark
-shoehorned romance... but without the romantic intuition
-fantastic cover art; too bad it's never been used
-story relies on Appledash!/Scootasad!cliches
-much of the material is covered in Appledashery and like-minded SS&E fics
-can't decide if this deserves to be 10k words long or 30k
-character is bland, boring, and unrelateable
-preachy in subtle, secret ways
-horrible choice at exposition
-author has no idea how a real psychiatrist should speak
-author is a shut-in with no grasp on the realities of office work
-a Floridian trying to write about New York lifestyle
-the first fic didn't need a sequel
-idea has been run into the ground
-there are better plans for an immortal!Twilight fic that's lengthier with a happier ending
-needs less implied rape
-needs more scares to be "scary"
-exposition in the middle potentially fucks up the tone and suspense
-will the shocker ending really be necessary?
-wtf?
-wtf?!?!
-no, seriously, wtf?!?!?!
You may return to your regularly scheduled foot smelling. Oh, wait, maybe that's just me.
-SS&E
Lolwat
I leave that job to the Google Translate lady .
These make me laugh extremely hard, pls continue
8/10, nicely done - ign
I love this person.
...I have no clue what I just read. XD
But what about the flowers and rate of fire?
I'd still love to see all of them.
And the end of the IC series... It will be like One Piece. Epically awesome and well worth the slog.
~Skeeter The Lurker
For Appledashery you forgot:
-Pointless references to Austraeouh series.
-Gratuitous holy platypus nuggets mention.
For the Austraeoh series:
-Using names of commentators in-story because it beats coming up with your own names.
-No pointless references to Appledashery, thus violating symmetry.
There were a few unreleased stories I didn't recognize by the cover image, namely the third, fifth, and seventh(?). I'd like to see them all, anyway, but I don't remember them being mentioned before. The fifth in particular looks intriguing, though, as it's a "sequel" to something...
Also, I'm worried about the ending to Yaerfaerda now.
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Thank you.
Yep, ten days away from the anniversary of fight club.
I can imagine the lolrage if, at the end if the Austreaoh storyline, it ends similarly to how Big O ended and it just starts over again.
-no one is prepared for how this novel will end
...
Well, nobody was prepared for how Urohringr ended.
I keep telling myself.
Y'know, in all my slobber-chinned predictions of what might happen at the end of Yaerfaerda, it never occurred to me that everyone might be freakin' killed off, or something along those lines.
... how stupid have I been? I knew with whom I was dealing.
Also, is "forever unfinished" code for "cancelled", because "In the Darkness Where I Seek You" has never left the foreground of my anticipation, even after all this time. I loves me some Cellopony.
I will never be ready.
For realsies.
...You evil tease...
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everybody falls to their death, only they don't
lolol. Eveyone liked the searos hold arc though.
what has my life come to
This grading scale is skewed because everything pony-related you've written is still 10 times better than your college writing and also that terrible angsty poetry.
Except for "My Mail Order Bride", that one was kinda catchy
I'm scared...
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we all are
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NO
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And yet I love them all anyway.
Is anyone else scared about what might be coming in Yaersfaerda? Please say yes, because I'm freaking terrified. Still trying to see if it's a good kind of terror or not.
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He's a genius. That's all that can be said. How else does he update all these stories practically daily? I can't even write one chapter before discarding it. It's not fair...
Now I'll have to actually read Yaerfaerda as it happens in order to not die from the sheer volume of spoiler comments as it ends. Also, the other six books.
This feels like me taking a shit all over again.