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Oct
11th
2014

Top ten ships! · 1:55pm Oct 11th, 2014

I just so happened to notice a new thread over in the shipping group, and it got me thinking about my favorite ships. Okay, it more made me come up with a list of eleven I like and kick one out, but maybe this'll be a fun discussion post, who knows. :B

10) FlutterMac: It's been replaced by BulkShy in canon, but goshdarnit, I still love this :(

9) TwiLuna: Stopped being fun after Luna Eclipsed. Then Twilight got wings, so it's fun again.

8) Mauxie: FouDuBulbe's comics have me sailing this ship hard.

7) DinkyPip: Still carrying the torch! I need to get the Whiskverse into aged up territory so I can make this happen.

6) PinkieDash: Talk about torch-carrying. This still makes me smile.

5) BulkShy: Best new canon ship, even if it did kill one of my old faves.

4) TwiDash: Yep. :B

3) SunFlash: Sunset proved herself in Rainbow Rocks, so she deserves to have her man back.

2) RariJack: Brings me so much more joy than TwiDash ever could.

1) LyraBon: Is this even a ship? I mean, it's canon now. I might as well have said "ShineDance" or "Mr. and Mrs. Cake" for all that this is can really be considered a 'ship'. Still the best though.

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1) LyraBon: Is this even a ship? I mean, it's canon now.

Da fuq? Since when?

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PP is spoiling Rainbow Rocks all over the place.

As for what Sunset did in that movie to deserve Flash, I have no clue. I know she messed up big time in the first movie, but that seems a bit cruel.

Also:

10: Never liked this one. Just too easy.
9: Always prefered LunaShy, but this one is good, too.
8: Yes. Just yes.
7: AppleSqueak OTFP
6: Nope nope nope.
5: Yup yup yup. These two are adorable. Someone needs to write a decent length fic for these two.
4: Nope nope nope
3: Yes. I really wish they had used that angle. Yet another reason why Twilight shouldn't have been in Sunset's movie.
2: Nope nope nope
1: Goddamn canon, and goddamn adoracute.

Honestly, I half-hope that they actually canonize LyraBon, but I doubt that they will.

It would be cute, though.

I actually really want to write a TwiLuna story and a PinkieDash story, but I have no good ideas for either at the moment.

Damn you, Present. Now I'm shipping Mauxie too :rainbowlaugh:

Mauxie is so weird, but those comics are really selling it for me too.

However, you didn't include Twixie, Twinkie, Appledash, Cheerimac, or BraeburnSoarin (what the fuck is that one's official name?). Hell, you didn't mention OctaScratch either. Or DerpyTurner (then again, it's rare to have a good fic with those two that doesn't go all Dr Who on your ass. Hence why I wrote LSSTWD, I guess).

So yeah. I respect your ships, but for me they are meh at best : P

Also seriously, this fandom lacks good M/M ships. At least forme I don't know.

Those comics are pretty much the reason I ship Mauxie, too. Not so sure about RariJack, but to each his own.

10) FlutterMac: It's been replaced by BulkShy in canon, but goshdarnit, I still love this :(

Feh. All of Fluttershy's hanging around Bulk Biceps in canon means is that she like's 'em big.
:yay::eeyup:

I ain't gonna concede unless I see rings on wings, baby.
:raritywink:

Twidash fell down your list.
... Goddamn, PP

>RariJack: Brings me so much more joy than TwiDash ever could.
I will fight you

More seriously, what'd you mean?

10) Not bad, but I prefer TwiMac, especially with the version of Bic Mac you sometimes see out of Bad Horse, perhaps exemplified here by TheJediMasterEd, and Ghost in the comments.
9) Good, but I've always had a stronger feeling for TwiLestia. Also, I wish I saw more LunArity.
8) Yes!
7) For Dinkie, see Chuckfinley's Featherweight/Dinky. It's just the most wonderful thing.
6) Eh, it's okay. I just don't like Pinkie very much (season four has helped, though), so most things with her force me away.
5) Sure.
4) Hard to say if it's my #1 or #2 intra-mane six ship for Twilight, with RariTwi being the other, and FlutterTwi in #3.
3) I like Sunset, but apart from D G D Davidson, Brad doesn't have enough character to support a ship for me. Especially not with someone so much more worthwhile.
2) I've simply never seen this. Every time, it just seems to slip off me like hot oil over Teflon. I don't get it, and probably never will.
1) The simple fact is, it's so ingrained in the fandom I barely felt like it was a ship before.

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They had a duet.

And my list would include PinkieMac. Ivory Piano's "Keeping It Simple" started me on that pairing, but the "Pinkie Apple Pie" episode settled it.

And if I'm going to ship Trixie with anyone, it would actually be Dash. I forget if Biker_Dash or Reaps gave me that idea, but I like the ego battle inherent in it.

But yeah, those comics convinced me Mauxie has merit.

The rest of my Mane Six ships are BulkShy, Rarijack, and TwiDash unless Trixie's involved. Then TwiLuna.

Twixiedash could make for a funny fic, though...

>AppleDash
>SoarinJack

>not TwiGod :trollestia:

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I'm sure the other great shipping tumblr helps:
RariJack Daily!

What does one call a ship that becomes canon? A carrier? Drydock? A colony? Has the good ship Lyrabon finally made ground on Canon Rock, where it can settle a promising new land?

Incorrect, sir! The correct answer was number one is 'RariPie.'

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Well, now I have a compelling reason to watch the movie.

10) FlutterMac: Was a good ship while it lasted, but think about it, now there's more space for LunaMac and MacFoot!
9) TwiLuna: I never really saw this one, Luna keept it too cool between her and Twilight in Luna Eclipsed and all she did was scowl and question her in latter appearances, but it did give us Romance Reports, so that's a win for everyone. These days I ship LunaJack when pretending RariJack is not a thing.
8) Mauxie: FouDuBulbe is a genius, yes.
7) DinkyPip: Indifferent really. I'm not even sure Dinky is cannon.
6) PinkieDash: I dunno, Pinkie totally has it for Dash since Guilda's episode, Dash likes Pinkie as a friend but she either doesn't care for mare or is not interested, but being hard to get is half the fun.
5) BulkShy: Ditto.
4) TwiDash: Best unicorn and best Pegasus, what could be better? Twilicorn ruined it for me a bit, though, I don't see Dash dating a Princess.
3) SunFlash: As long as they're going to proceed with the Equestria Girls spin off I do hope there's some kind of SunFlashLight love triangle, It's highschool , that's like the only good thing about that setting.
2) RariJack: Best ManeShip since the 8th episode of the series.
1) LyraBon: Indifferent like DinkyPip, though the cannonness of it cannot be denied.

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-It started to edge into canonicity (and felt confirmed) during Putting Your Hoof Down iirc. In the background Bonbon is wearing Lyra's saddlebags.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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Terrible.

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Eh. Your other opinions are acceptable, however. :V

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AHAHAH :D

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As you should be. :V

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Twixie: I like it, but it's overdone.
Twinkie: pls no
Appledash: Overdone but I never liked it.
Cheerimac: I really can't see them getting together after the episode.
BraeburnSoarin: I have yet to see a story that made me believe this one. Too many questions about how they'd get together.
OctaScratch: You do know this is my most-hated ship, right?
DerpyTurner: There's no reason for these two to be together unless he's Dr. Whooves, and I don't ship Dr. Who with anyone, which is why I don't want the show anymore.

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mehhhh...

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Mean by what?

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The thing about Flash Sentry ships isn't about his character. He's a trophy for the girls to mess around with. I have a number of story ideas that address this directly. :V Right now, he's Sunset's reward for a movie well done.

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Pinky Apple Pie definitely cemented PinkieMac in my head as a Thing. I'm just not that enthusiastic about it. TrixieDash is one I had an idea for once upon a time...

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Shit, I forgot about SoarinJack. D: I haven't seen any good fics with it lately though.

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FUCK OFF D:

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I don't want to contemplate this. :B

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Not until NinesTempest finished his fic.

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Gross, get out.

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Dinky exists, but she's never been given much of a character or placement in the show beyond showing up with Sparkler. My love of this ship is based entirely on one single image. That's the power of fanon!

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Toooooo laaaaaaate. I already wrote it......

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OctaScratch: You do know this is my most-hated ship, right?

What? Seriously?

I remember you saying My Roommate is a Vampire was good, but you also enjoyed University Days, and showed interest in Allegrezza.

Goddammit, PP, you're sending me mixed signals.

(And cheerimac is boss, you heretic. You're right on the soarinbraeburn thing, tho, there aren't good fics out there).

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A ship of the line.

1) LyraBon: Is this even a ship? I mean, it's canon now. I might as well have said "ShineDance" or "Mr. and Mrs. Cake" for all that this is can really be considered a 'ship'. Still the best though.

:heart:

10) FlutterMac: It's been replaced by BulkShy in canon, but goshdarnit, I still love this :(

*Makes note to move FlutterMac fic up editing schedule.*

RariJack: Brings me so much more joy than TwiDash ever could.

AppleDash 5eva!!!11!1eleventy-one

OctaScratch: You do know this is my most-hated ship, right?

See, this is why I dread if you ever get your mitts on Playing With My Heart. Thankfully it's not yet finished and if you hate OctaScratch you may avoid it entirely, so my poor ego and ship remain untrampled for a while longer. :twilightsheepish:

1) LyraBon: Is this even a ship? I mean, it's canon now.

That's a bit of an overstatement. Unless you actually see them making out in Rainbow Rocks, I'm gonna say they still don't have the stones to actually put a homosexual relationship in any official product.

The screenies I saw still have deniability. It's a ship-tease.

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Not until NinesTempest finished his fic.

I'm not sure I understand this response. Do you mean it wasn't the best until he wrote the story, but now it is, or did you mean to say 'finishes' rather than 'finished?'

Also, everyone knows that Cheerilee can't get together with anyone. It's impossible. But if it were possible, it would be with Caramel.

PresentPerfect
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No, My Roommate Was a Vampire was awful and University Days was tolerable but still pretty crap. The only ScratchTavia fic I like is Destination Unknown and I only want to read Allegrezza so I can figure out where all these garbage shipfics came from. D:

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What everyone seems to forget about shipping is that it's all in what you're willing to believe. :V

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I meant to say 'finishes'. :B

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What the frigging hell, man.

Look, read some good BS instead of the bad BS you've apparently read. Why don't you pull out a Griffin and make a review post made entirely out of OctaScratches? That would be a very popular post.

Anyway, here you have some fics that aren't shit.

2526183 You should check out Terrasora's stuff. Syncopation is awesome. I'd say it's the best TaviScratch there is.

PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

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Literally every ScratchTavia I've read aside from Destination Unknown has been junk. I didn't like Watch and Learn (looks like I didn't review it though), and the shipping was the worst part of Fiddlesticks!.

I'd do a themed journal, but goddamn, those are some long stories. :| I've added the other three to my RIL, at least, but I make no promises.

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