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Jul
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2014

Bad hair day / Awesome hair day? · 5:52am Jul 17th, 2014

You decide:

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AWESOME HAIR DAY

Unshorn fetlocks? Do you have any idea how much shampoo costs?
I'm not made of money!:raritydespair:

I didn't know Weird Al got a horse transplant.

Bad Horse, 1985. Every day was a rockin' hair day.

"This is Marelyn Mason, my favorite musician."

"Uh, Maud? You do know that's not a mare, right?"

"It's an ironic value."

"Um, that looks more like a --"

"I mean his choice of name."

There is no way that is anything but an awesome hair day.

Add a Top Hat, and you got horse Slash.

Bad Horse with Weird Al's mane. Cool and awesome.

How could that be anything but an awesome hair day?

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emogoth hair day :B

Quickly, someone give Slash Horse something to shred on!

Hmm... I was saving these pics for my own blog, but I feel these are somewhat relevant to Fab Bad Horse up there. Last week, The Greatest Outdoor Show in the World, the Calgary Stampede, took place. I went on the last day and there was an animal exhibition. You know, ducks, goats, donkeys, sheep, but mostly cows and horses.

This guy in particular caught my attention:
i.imgur.com/z3th5e9.jpg
"He looks sooooooo emo," a friend told me.

I guess it had everything to do with his manecut? He was more stoic than anything. Like, nothing fazed him. He just went about, doing horse things and minding his own business. Although, I couldn't help but feel I've met him somewhere before.

i.imgur.com/KXFqyED.jpg
Yeah. Right there. Right there. I covered my ass and booked it outta the exhibition hall, frantically avoiding a black daemonically possessed Jaguar that was driving around on its own.

All in all a fun time.

And I spilled Coke in a Canadian Army tank :D

Alicorn hair day.

Hap

I can hear it talking to me. I'm going crazy.

A tall, black stallion, who cross-dresses and works in a salon, loves to share gossip and give relationship advice to all the girls. Yep.

Dye the mane red and take a picture on a windy day. I trust you know the other things to do.

Most impressive. Catrina has groomed you well.

But you are not a villain yet.


That is an absurdly long mane, even for a friesian.

I say awesome:rainbowdetermined2:

I can't even handle how awesome that is. I just can't.

And it just grows on you, ya know? The first time you see it, it's like 'meh,' and the second time, 'that's kind of cool,' and then . . . then I just want to fall into it and become one with its magnificence.

Best hair day.

Definitely awesome hair-day.

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