An enigma as vexing as life itself.

Writer. What else do you need to know?

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.

"You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people, and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane?"

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

The Swap Father.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

Something-something horse narrations.

I'm a gamer, first and foremost. I also veg on the Internet, and read/write stuff occasionally.