Ready for what, exactly?
I'm ready to leave, I guess is what I'm saying.
Gonna give up the ghost and abandon this no-good account of mine.
After years of crapfics and shitty riffs, I'm finally ready to move on.
Not much to say, honestly.
I guess I wasted a lot of potential on here, assuming I had any.
I made some friends, and lost some as well.
Can't write much of anything anymore, because college fucking burned me out in that department.

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2014 is closing its doors, and to celebrate the end of the year I'm conducting yet another Ask Me Anything.
You know the drill, folks, leave a question or two for me in the comments section and I'll be sure to answer it.
A lot has changed since the last one I did, so fire away!
Also, on a slightly unrelated note, I caved in and saw Rainbow Rocks the other day.
VIA JEWTUBE...
And it was not too bad, actually.

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I could never bring myself to fully write out a clopfic.
I've tried it several times over the years, and could never succeed.
I've always wondered how so many authors could write clop and not feel any kind of guilt about doing so.
Hell, some authors in particular seem proud of their perverted creations.
I never understood how they could do that.
I've wanted to write clop, but my brain would always stop me.

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If you've been on this site for any solid amount of time, and especially if you've read Mature rated fics, you've probably seen quite a few stories where Shining Armor... or Mr. Cake... or their respective spouses are having passionate affairs with other characters.
With Shining Armor (or sometimes Cadence), it's Twilight, and with Mr. (or Mrs.) Cake it's Pinkie Pie.
That doesn't really matter, though.

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The unending waves of mediocrity in the community continue to astound me.
Before joining FimFiction, I had never seen a group of people who were as determined to steal each other's already-unoriginal and unpolished ideas, who were as self destructive and confrontational, and who were as ineffective at conveying whatever fucked up messages they wanted to convey... as they are here.
Being a writer on FimFiction is like being a high school student all over again.

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You'd think, considering we're not aliens from another planet, that fiction writers would be able to write human characters that are both enjoyable and three dimensional and incorporate them into stories about technicolored ponies.
This is a not the case
It's been a problem for years now, and to be honest I haven't seen it get any better, which boggles my mind even now.
Why the hell do Human-in-Equestria fics tend to suck so badly?

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Today is the big day for me.
For those of you not in the know, I'm heading off to college.
This will no doubt reveal itself as a bad move in retrospect.
I've been hardly active on this site, maybe turning up some work every couple months.
That's rather pitiful considering what guys like RainbowBob and Regidar get done in a week.

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Turns out that break from riffing was longer than I thought it'd be.
Good thing my good lady friend Leapingriver helped me with this epic third installment in the Winningverse riff series!
Yes, all 33,000 words of it!
Good Christ, that's like a novella as far as length goes.
And it's also pretty random at times, but that's okay.
Believe it or not, Cloud Kicker's not the worst character here.
Hold on to your butts.

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You know, I actually had this one in storage for a while.
Not sure why, but I must've been really lazy when we first did it.
As you can probably tell by the fic title, this is kind of a crackfic.
I think.
I hope...
Okay, it sucks.
But at least I had two buddies with me!
Steven, and the new guy Whatshisface (Reaps the panda).
I'd like to thank them for taking part in this one.

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Good evening, motherfuckers.
After yet another hiatus from canon riffing, we are back.
Well, not we, I. Most of the old team is still in hibernation.
Still, this was a fun mini-marathon riff to do with Typewriterpony.
Three fics by electreXcessive in a row.
All of them make me feel a little gassy.
"Big Mac's Big Mac".
"Spike, Tyone, and Jim Save Equestria".
And "Off the Rails: Tanks for the Memories".
This is to be a sort of back to back riff with one I plan on starting.

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