♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

"You think you know me..."

A young man working his way through life and writing for fun.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

Reader of stars, teller of tales. Secretly a bat, or something.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

fan of all things weird. professional idiot. self-proclaimed good-vibes bearer.

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

A crossover/HiE writer whose own distractions with the internet ended up with him running into ponies. And now he's a fanfiction writer.

okay now kiss!

I'm that one black guy. "Easy reading is damn hard writing." Nathaniel Hawthorne

Yeah I am DarrParrot. I am probably just going to write crossovers. Or maybe I won't. All in due time.