time is a crime

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space is a waste

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

"I used to like reading, but then CookieMonstar wrote a story and now I'm blind. Thanks, you horrible prick." - Someone somewhere, I'm sure.

This space for rent.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

A pretend penmonkey--the pauper of the pages--with a penchant for the preposterous but perhaps a thin sliver of potential. Please, peruse my parables; you may, perchance, prefer them.