Just someone who read a few fanfics and got inspired to write his own.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

I write things.

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I type stories using my hands