If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

"The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal."

Plays too much Dark Souls.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

God, I'm so sorry.

Conquering the world on horseback is easy; it is dismounting and governing that is hard.

Are you a Rebel?

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.