Hello!

Hug your nearest alicorn.

I do be writing. You do be reading

The most profound self-loathing on FIMFiction found only here. Profile picture done by Soulless_76 on furaffinity.

Just an ordinary pony, nothing suspicious about me at all...

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

I'm Commander Applejack, and this is my favorite website on the internet

Keep on reading and writing my fellow pony fan's and rest easy knowing that I'm hard at work writing up more fun pony fiction for you all to enjoy!

An author, occasional artist and critic all rolled into one! I may never grace the front page in my lifetime but if you're looking for something on the lighter side, you've come to the right place!

My dream goal is to spend my life with Rainbow Dash.

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"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....