Pithy Statement

Just a simple fan of MLP trying to enjoy the works of others and making some of my own.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Dunno what to say. I almost exclusively read and write AiE romance.

Another life wasted in the pursuit of glory and gold.

I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

I'm trying my hardest dammit.... Only problem with that is that 'hardest' really ain't that good.

Just some random guy. [Retired]