I promise to all who read this that I am not a potato wishing to take over the world and enslave all residents of the planet and make potatoes the dominate race
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer
I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.
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A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.