King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Ellie here! I'm a fillyfooling and coltcuddling junky who ships everything predictable, sweet & sexy. Feel free to enjoy all of my stories or message me! ❤

Someone who likes stuff. Stuff is my favorite.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Fuck. Known one day as 'Mistress Spectrum'.

8000 soldiers!

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

I like to write stories and shit. Mainly crossovers, but will most likely do other kinds of stories. Hope you enjoy.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Gotta ask, when will i write something good?

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

God, I'm so sorry.

"No time for goodbye," he said as he faded away. "Don't put your life in someone's hands; they're bound to steal it away. Don't hide your mistakes, 'cause they'll find you, burn you."

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

I like hanging stuff on cliffs. They dangle so nicely till the next chapter arrives.