A paragon of virtue, role model, professional writer and a liar.
Now the program has been opened, the keyboard pulled from it's sheathe, words are typed and offer (mental) sustenance, a fate I must abide! (Gravemind voice)
My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.
*Transforms into Lord Darius Crowley and cleaves everyone on Earth to death with my bare fists*
The thought "Oh no, not this guy again," given human form.
Common ideas executed weirdly, if inspiration and motivation strikes.
I am a simple writer of some relatively unknown skill. I am also insane, mentally unstable and with limitless creativity. To an extent.
Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.