forever alone and loving it ( not really im so cold at night ='(

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Oh go punch a duck.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

Oui oui baguette! Honhonhonhon!

"Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett.

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Potato? Yes, Potato.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

A friendly ball python who's know to disappear for a long time.

Formerly Sterling Blade, returning to the land of horse words.

I'm this dude who likes ponies. Capiche?