• Member Since 27th Nov, 2013
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Yitzi


I'm this dude who likes ponies. Capiche?

Jan
13th
2014

Funniest, most accurate thing ever. Watch it. · 2:25pm Jan 13th, 2014

God, TeamFourStar. I don't know how they do it.

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Jan
6th
2014

I am very tired. · 8:26am Jan 6th, 2014

So, guys, hi.
I'm really tired.

But even though that's the title, I fully intend on taking a tangent away from that. I hope. So long as I don't fall asleep snoring on my keyboard.

So, yeah. I think maybe a couple of you are in the know that I've started a new story. Yeah, the first attempt at a story from a few weeks ago was an abysmal failure that will be being deleted shortly. Either way, this new story is a DBZ crossover with a character I've never seen crossed over: Future Gohan!

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Dec
25th
2013

Don't Hug Me. I'm Scared. · 5:11pm Dec 25th, 2013

I know there out there...Watching me.
I can feel it...
A new pair of eyes is following my every movement.
....
I TRYING TO FUCKING MASTURBATE, GUYS!!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?!?!?!?!

Oh, and Merry Christmas or whatever. I'm Jewish so...Kinda forgot it even existed for a while. Us Jews only really care about Black Friday.

Okay, I was being extremely stereotypical about people from my own religion.

On that note, I'm gonna stop writing, before I dig this hole any deeper. Bye Guys!

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Dec
15th
2013

Hey! Hey Apple! Hey..! · 4:20pm Dec 15th, 2013

Yo, sup guys?
I finally decided to write a story cause I was bored and didn't see a Hatchet crossover.
So I did. Check it out.
Yeah, other than that and nearly freezing to death, today's been boring.
I'm bored.
And my story was rejected for not having MLP at the time of posting. Great...
I guess I have more work to do, then.

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Dec
13th
2013

News from Jerusalem · 5:15am Dec 13th, 2013

Hey guys (if anyone at all is reading this)! I was just chillin', minding my own business, when I got hungry. So, I went out to the store to get stuff to eat. I walked out the door, and immediately got smacked in the face with about two metric tons of snow.
Snow.
In Israel.
I shouldn't really be surprised, since it is cold out, and it did happen last year too. But I just can't get over how we can get snow in the desert...

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Dec
10th
2013

Creative Drought... sorta... · 10:11pm Dec 10th, 2013

I am, currently, thinking of writing five different stories. The problem is that I hate writing. I always have.

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