Derpy Hooves is rumored to be passing through the Everfree Forest on hoof faster than a pegasus can fly. What's her secret? A journalist from the Manehattan Herald intends to find out.

Fluttershy is nice. One of the nicest ponies in Equestria, even. She manages her anger by putting it away, deep inside herself, where it can't hurt anypony. But eventually it boils over and all comes out in a massive explosion of pure buttery rage. Will anypony survive? Will the town be left standing? Can the cute yellow horse be stopped? Only time will tell.

Cover art is by Jowybean.

Princess Luna has seen it all in her time governing the dream realm. Anything can happen, and the surreal is everyday business for her. While it may be nothing new to her, a pony's psyche can suffer permanent damage after particularly bad nightmares. She must be careful when delving into something as complex and delicate as the mind.

This is meant to be a surreal kind of story with meaning behind the strangeness. Each chapter will kind of be its own story.

Cover art is an awesome piece I found on DeviantArt by InuHoshi-to-DarkPen.

I'm a painter. Well, used to be until I moved in with my husband in Canterlot. Painting wasn't enough to cover the cost of living here, so I got a different job and gave up painting. Until a mysterious old mare noticed me and commissioned a piece from me...

A guard from The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion spawns in Ponyville. He's a long way from home, but that won't keep him from stopping criminal scum and making them pay with their blood.

Luna and the Mane 6 go into a dream to fix it.

This is poorly written on purpose, ideally for some laughs. Over 10 years ago, I loved a good bad fanfiction, and wrote some myself. I was a connoisseur of it. Seeing some high quality badfics here recently made me want to give it another shot. I don't want to just do nothing but this, however, so if I do write more, I will turn this into an anthology instead of writing separate stories.

Anyway, love it, hate it, love to hate it, or hate to love it, I hope it's as fun to read as it was to write.

Princess Celestia has asked Twilight to write a letter, 1,000 words long. She accidentally sends it at 999 words. Twilight, being Twilight, naturally freaks out.

Kind of a slightly meta story about anxiety and paranoia about following instructions to the letter. Heavily inspired by the episode Lesson Zero (season 2, episode 3) and real anxiety about this sort of thing.

It's a nice day in Ponyville. In the busy market, between two stalls, a changeling is sitting on the grass. Next to him is a sign that says "feed me".

Meant to be a nice little slice of bug horse life. A little cute, a little sad. Hopefully an enjoyable read, either way.

Cover art is by Sapphfyr

Audio reading available here:
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

Being a princess of Equestria is not all cake and mediation. Sometimes sacrifices must be made for the greater good. Princess Luna has to make a difficult choice, but it's for the best... isn't it?

Princess Luna has only recently returned. After the nearly disastrous celebration of Nightmare Night in Ponyville, she wants to try again. She thinks she can do better this time with Winter's Welcome, the celebration of the winter solstice.

This story takes place not long after Luna Eclipsed (season 2 episode 4).