I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Not very active here anymore.

A Brony of non-US origin (pause for gasps of horror),thus I spell things slightly differently. Well, not 'things', specifically, but words like surprise, colour and centre. You weird people.

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.

What to say, what to say? Well I live in Utah, and I like Ponies, and Doctor Who, and Doctor Who combined with Ponies.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."