• Published 13th Apr 2013
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one for you - octavia1997



A depressed human in pony ville, 6 weeks of hanging with te mares... well this is going to end well

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intro to ponies!!!

Another night slipped away under the obsidian sky of the darkened field, fireflies tried to light the ground ablaze with their dazzling lights; such a beautiful display of passion and enthusiasm. The shone light with the majestic colors of green and yellow, as the bits of light scampered in and out; displaying their joy in a wondrous manner. The grace of the lights and the breeze made the night last almost forever before changing once more to a different scene in life’s play. The boy thought to himself, ‘Wow, if only It was like this.’

The sound of a car horn blasted the wonderful dream into a pile of crushed hopes and imaginary creations. In front of him, an old beaten up Volkswagen buggy; the black paint tried to reflect light, but only held onto the rays, dulling its appearance. He started to gaze into the black paint of the automobile, and started to see the true face that it hid underneath. Alexander started to talk to himself as the contentiousness faded like the hearts of many, “So dark and so beautiful. Only if I could feel it’s face for myself.”

Alexander’s friend struck his head, “Hey its green, c'mon bro, remember to stay focused.”

Alex shook his head, “Oh sorry. I was just thinking about some stuff.”

“Geez, you need to let loose sometimes, maybe this will cheer you up.”

Alex sagged his head, “Please let’s not do this again Steven. Last time you got hurt.”

Steven put his hands behind his head, “And it was my fault for underestimating you. So what do you say? Just let loose! It’s not like it is going to kill you.”

Alexander pulled into the driveway of a modest looking house, the walls were a beautiful shade for sea green, “Okay here you are, now don’t call me when you have to leave, I’m not going to pick you up. You hear?”

He stepped out of the car, “Ya, I know. I’ll see you on Monday.”

Alexander meant to pull out of the driveway and head back to the dorms, but was distracted by the wonderful color of the wall. It took his breath away and spat it out in the form of a stigma. He just waited patiently for the colors to stop. Only to find they would live forever in the endless plains. While he wait in the dazed state oh his mind, a voice crept into his very ear. A faint whisper, a dying plea, the voice of Lucifer himself.

The voice what smoothly flowing, as if it was rehearsed, “Welcome my dear friend, aren’t you glad that you are the most depressed one of your kind?”

Alex sat in place and stared blankly, “No, I’m not. I hate this, just as much as I hate you.”

The voice called out once more, “au contraire my little pawn, we haven’t meet before, im -”

Alex slammed his fist against the window, fragmenting the glass, “I know who you are, and I want you out. Go back to the hell hole you came from.”

The voice was displeased with his rage, but intrigued, “I am Discord, as my name reveals I am chaos and disharmony. I was sent here to find the most depressed one of your species.”

Alex looked behind himself, only to see nothing, “I am not going with you. Or any shit like that! Just get out my head already!”

“Oh naive human, I'm not in your head. I’m in the dimensional plains between my realm and your realm. For if I entered your world it would damage the time space continuum into a never ending cycle that will repeat itself, until somepony finds the gap and stops it.”

“Wow, that is something.”

“I’m just kidding kid, I just made that up. Well it is time to go, nobody will miss you here, so it is okay.”

“I already told you, I’m no-,” before he could finish his words a hole in the air ripped open and engulfed his existence, making him fall into the rifts of space and enter the world of colors.


The vortex spat him out into a world filled with bright colored animals, and colorful plants. On the floor he lie in a daze as a group of horses surrounded him and started to stare intently. He still wore his clothes, but they were altered. Skrillex became DJ Pon-3, and his black pants were the brightest shade of pink. Two bright and colorful creatures approached him one with purple, straight hair and pink highlights, and the other with curly solid pink hair and tail. She was bouncing incredibly fast and high for any normal animal. Or any animal he had seen on earth, who knows maybe they are on drugs or something.

“Hey crazy voice guy you there? Why are these animals around me?”
The pink horse got close to Alexander’s face and it was breathing hard, the smell of sweets and sugar entered his nostrils, “Do you want to be my friend?! I’m friends with every pony in Equestria, and you are no exception. So you want to be my friend?!” pinkie was standing over his midsection and pressing her pointy snout against his face.
Alex was scared of the creepy position, “Ummm, I’m sorry, but I can’t. I’m not the one to be friendly… Can you get off of me already!!!”
The purple horse approached him and started to drag her off him. “Pinkie we talked about this already! Not until we see what he, I assume its a he, is capable of, he may be just as dangerous as you. Or worse!”
Alexander got off the floor and started to examine the two talking horses, one was kind of cute with blue eyes, and the other had a very proper haircut. Out of her mane came a short horn shaped thing. He wanted to touch it, but he assumed she would not appreciate it. “So what are you horses going to do to me? I would prefer to go home already.”
Pinkie pie started to walk up to his face, being a little too tall, she was looking up quite a lot, “Silly we aren’t horses, we’re ponies!” Twilight grabbed pinkie once more and dragged her from the premises.
The purple pony rushed back to the new specimen. “Hello, as you can already tell, we are in Ponyville, may i ask you to fill this sheet?” The pony took a sheet of paper and a pen from the little dragon assistant, “Thank you, Spike.”
‘So a dragon named Spike? Wow, Even I could have done better.’ The clipboard and the pen got placed into his hands, nothing too hard, just simple information Like gender, race, education, and description of species. Simple stuff for a human to answer, it must have been hell to write this. On the back was a long paragraph of text, and a rather large box marked with, “I agree,” at the end. Being smart , he skipped the box of text and marked the box that read, “i agree”. He gave it to Spike, “Hehe, you’re not too cute. I think I’m going to like you, Spike.”
Spike just stared back at him, “Well that is one way to start a friendship. Okay, Twilight will meet with you in a little while. Right now I am going to run some tests on you.”
“What kind of tests? If it has anything to do with a needle and my blood, i will burn this settlement to the ground.”
“Well that has already happened, about a week ago, long story. But no, i am going to see how you react in certain…social environments. Well I guess we should get you acquainted with the participants, and your temporary rooms.”
Alex was confused still, “Um okay, so what are you to that creepy purple pony?”
Spike looked at him in disbelief, “Oh, her, well she is like a mother to me. She doesn’t tell me the story a lot so I don’t know much. She hatched me and she raised me. Other than that, I work for her as her apprentice, and her assistant. Come on ,the mares are waiting for you.”
“Umm-,” he was once more confused, “what’s a mare?”
Spike sighed, “Just come you’ll find out soon enough.” Spike took his hand into his claw and started to drag him through the crowd to a small tent.

Inside the tent where 5 different mares. One orange with a blonde mane, one blue with some radical rainbow hair and wings, another with wings but yellow and pink mane hiding in the back, Pinkie Pie, and another horned pony with a white coat and a purple mane. They all were waiting in a line before the new creature; all except the yellow pony, she was hiding behind Spike.

Every pony, except for the yellow mare said at the same time, “Welcome.”
Spike escorted the yellow pony out of the tent and she scattered, “Okay, this is how we are going to run the test. You, alexander, are going to select one of the 5 mares, and live with that pony for a minimal of 3 days, if they would like, they may extend it to a week. Then we repeat the same process until we have all the data we need, so at the max 5 or 6 weeks of living with these lovely mares. Ok now that you know what you are to do, pick one, and she will get you started off on the project.”
“oh-, I get to choice? Are there any restrictions?” Not like he would go that far.
Spike looked at him funny, “Only the limits they give you at that given time. We are only recording you, not them. For the most part at least.”
“Oh okay, I guess I could start off with-” a loud thunderous sound echoed throughout Ponyville.

Every pony fell to their bottoms and alex tumbled forward. Taping his head against Pinkie Pie’s hoof. He was slightly embarrassed and got onto his knees trying to escape the strange situation. From outside entered a gray pony with golden hair. She was scorched from the neck down, and walked up to the rainbow haired one. Falling onto her back, shocking her with the leftover static. “Dark clouds aren’t good for sleeping. Can you take me to the hospital?”
She replied, “Okay, i'll get you there. Sorry Spike, I need to go.” She took of leaving a rainbow coloured trail behind her which disappeared.
After that a young child entered the room, she had white fur and purple and pink hair, but her bottom was blank unlike her mothers. “Hey Rarity, mom is coming over for the week. We have to pick her up.”
“Okay Sweetie Belle, lets go. Sorry Spikey wikey, family matters. Bye every pony. See you soon.”

Spike waved to rarity as he blushed slightly, “Well looks like you only have two choices. Who shall it be?”

Al started to think, ‘Lets see, she‘s clearly a ball of excitement. And she is always smiling. Can’t be anything too intense,’ “Okay, I have decided, I would like,-”pinkie lunged herself at alex’s chest.

“I’m so glad you picked me, we are going to have such a fun time together. Just you and me and a lot of fun stuff.” Pinkie pie got close to his ear, and whispered “A lot of fun.”

I felt really bad letting her down, “I'm sorry but I was going to choice the orange one. I promise I'll have as much fun as I can with you, during and after this ordeal. I'm sorry.” A tear rolled down his face, and land onto her straight hair.

“Its okay, as long as we will be friends.” Pinkie let go of his body and left the tent.

“Well that was a bit sad... Applejack can you take it from here? I’m going to help pinkie, bye.”

Applejack spoke up, “See ya little fella. Help her good, ya hear?”

“Will do. Now hold up your end.”

Applejack tried to grab his wrist, but couldn’t, “Okay, follow me deary. It is a bit far, but worth it.”

“Um okay, I guess.”

Author's Note:

well it took some thinking, and i think this is going t be epic. my first HiE fic iv made and i hope you liked it, :pinkiesad2:



please keep the dislikes down

Comments ( 63 )
Comment posted by canonkiller deleted Apr 13th, 2013

2418722 What're you doing, man? Trying to use logic? This is the internet, friend. Logic ceases to exist once you turn on your modem.

Comment posted by canonkiller deleted Apr 13th, 2013

2418738 lol, reason. I used to be friends with Reason. Sanity and I were happy together. But... Sanity's sister got me and reason angry at each other, and she pulled me away.... seduced me from Sanity.

I've lived my life with Insanity since I was young, and soon, I'll be her slave.... forever.... :pinkiecrazy:

A depressed human in pony ville

1) What, another emo-kid in Equestria?
2) You misspelled Ponyville.
3) Failed to capitalize the friggin title.

Downvote.

More!!!!!!!!!!

2418845 not emo, emotionnal and depressed are difrent...

depressede is a mental conditon.:derpytongue2:

2. sorry about that. il get to it.:pinkiesad2:

3. it dosn't need to be capitalized... so gve up grammer nazie:eeyup:

Comment posted by octavia1997 deleted Apr 13th, 2013

2418749 dosn't sound to bad, but that sucks.:moustache:

i feal sorry for you:pinkiesad2:

Comment posted by canonkiller deleted Apr 13th, 2013
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Comment posted by canonkiller deleted Apr 13th, 2013

"Respect" and "deleting negative feedback" don't go hand in hand. And you clearing out your opponent's half on an argument makes you look like an idiot who's in a heated argument with himself and STILL losing.

Saved the .txt file of the story in case you try to delete this one too. I've got plans for this...

Oh, the butthurt is *STRONG* in this one...

2420499
damn I wish I could have seen it- wait. you have a .txt file? where can you send it so I can read it?

2420511 Do you have Skype?

And FYI, I have just this story, not the argument in its comments.

2420510 Well, obviously you care. If you didn't care, you wouldn't be deleting every comment you don't like, sticking your fingers in your ears and going LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

2420510

Having so much negative feedback, have you ever thought of writing out the story over a long period of time, just to make sure it is excellent and not lacking anything?

2420499 what kind of bull shit are you planing? :ajbemused:im nt an ideot i know what i have and i know where i can take this. so fuck off

2420511
what the hell is he talking aout?

2420524
copy and paste all the comments into a .txt file so he can have a record of them

2420518
I do have Skype but I have nothing with which to Skype on at the moment :|

2420521 it wasn't negative feed back, it was herasment. if i don't like being herassed then is that my problem. im abopunt ready to break my fist into a wall. dddd

2420524 you should calm down...comment deleting is kinda looked down upon:twilightoops:

I need stories!

Stories about ponies!

Not you desperately sticking your dick into the pony fandom and hoping somebody sucks it to alleviate the crushing loneliness that plagues your every waking moment!

2420536 i was offened, it hd nothing to do with the story. nither my grammer. it was fucked up

Eldorado
Moderator

2420540 But "comment deleted" over and over and over looks terrible. If you leave them there, people see his behavior as being at fault and take your side. Block him so he can't bother you anymore. Deleting comments is so cripplingly immature... I can't even put it into words.

2420538 you know what fuck this shit. do you know what is going to happen next? no. do you know what i want to happen next? no. and do you know anything about me, and what i aim for? no.

so stop telling me all your pointless bullshit. im tierd of this entier thinkg and am about to fucking delete evel last think i have. if you hate humans in equestira then don't fucking read it.

2420550 atleast you have some commen decency.

Comment deletion? Smells like riff bait!!!

2420557 firxsst of all get you shit strait. i got offened, and it is not.

Eldorado
Moderator

2420555 Yes, but by doing this you've basically lost all my respect. I really, really hate when people do what you do here.

-Write story
-Negative feedback
-Delete comments
-Get raged at further for deleting comments
-YOU DON'T KNOW ME I'M DEPRESSED YOU'RE ALL ASSHOLES

Calm down. Take a breath. Write slow, get help, take negative feedback, and try to make your stories better. You know how many times I've been told my writing sucks? you know how many times I tell other people their writing needs work, since that's my job as an editor? The smart ones accept they're imperfect, wise up, and take the advice of anyone willing to give it. Then there's people like you.

2420563

firxsst of all get you shit strait. i got offened, and it is not.

What.

Either way, yes it is. Expect a PM when it's done. And if you block me, well it's still going to happen..

2420530 People calling you out for being an assclown and writing utter isn't harassment, it's a statement of fact. In fact, it looks far more like you're lying and deleting legitimate comments simply because you don't like any criticism.

2420540 As the old saying goes, 'offended' has nothing to do with the offender and everything to do with the offended. Namely, you're butthurt that nobody'll recognize your self insert HIE as genius.

Also, $5 says you blocked everyone who you disagreed with here.

2420552 I really doubt we'd get that lucky

2420564 Careful, you aren't sucking his dick right now. He'll block you, too!

Eldorado
Moderator

2420587 If he does that, he proves my point. And yours. And everyone's comments with more green than red thumbs.

2420564 your not under standing shit i say. it dosn't mater if i lost your respect. basicly people are saying that if i delete this they are ging to coppy it and make it ther=ier own. im about fed up with this shitl. and you are no help at all. you know how may fics i ended becuase of this kind of crap? 4 all for fics ended and deleted for the sirte.

im done with this im ending this crap

2420587 i done block my friends asshole.

2420608 piclair.com/data/45x2a.jpg

Looks like you'll block anyone who isn't 100% nice to you 100% of the time.

Eldorado
Moderator

2420637

you are toloratalble

:pinkiegasp: Say it isn't so! I like to think of myself as downright gengliflartric. Or possibly even homsimoniuslivous! But never toloratalble! You're too kind. :rainbowkiss:

telling me that i am a dick when they don't know what i know.

How could we know what you know when you deleted all the comments? :rainbowhuh:

so is it realy me big a dick?

Yes.

or is it all of us hatting a person for doing whtat needs to be done?

No. It's all of us hating on a person who deletes comments because he exposed himself to the harsh brutality of the internet and can't handle being criticized.

no pon knows what it said ansd no pony will ever care.

Nobody knows what was said because you deleted the comments. Don't pin this on us when your own actions started it.

I know you're not used to constructive criticism, but you really need to drop the attitude. Deleting comments and complaining isn't going to get you anywhere. You need to take a deep breath, get an editor, or proofread the story. :ajbemused:

2422770 bro shut up. that was in the morning, it is 12 hours after. i have editors but i havn't been in contact with them. so get up to date.

12 hours and people still bitch ing to me, every heard of time refencing?:facehoof:

You are such a little crybaby. All you ever do is give people attitude and pathetic excuses when people are trying to help you. It's been twelve hours and you still owe these people an apology. Acting like a brat isn't going to get you anywhere in the real world, honey.People aren't always going to tell you what you want to hear. In the real world you can't delete what other people say or block them. Why don't you grow up, improve your story, and show some respect? :flutterrage:

2420503>>2423160>>2422901>>2422770>>2420609

keep hatting me, becuase in the end i will alwas look better than you.you ARE HATING ME BECKS OF NO GOOD REASON. so just stop, and make your self the better human, and cut this stupid ploy before i get serios.:eeyup:

2424655

keep hatting me

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Bitch, you wish I could give you hats.

becuase in the end i will alwas look better than you.

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You keep telling yourself that, sweetheart.

you ARE HATING ME BECKS OF NO GOOD REASON.

1. Caps Lock: The surefire way to never look better than anyone.

2.
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This is Becks. The word you're looking for is "because."

3. There's a really good reason as to why we're hating you. Want to know why?

so just stop, and make your self the better human

We're already "better humans." Until we shut out all criticism, turn into pissy little bitches about it, and display literacy on a pre-preschool level as you have, we will always be better people than you.

and cut this stupid ploy before i get serios.

:rainbowderp:

2422770

octavia1997, this person was trying to help, and then you got really mad. I can't say much for the others and their comments, but you're overreacting too much for them to go away. Just don't delete any more comments, stop replying, and it'll die down.

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