WARNING: 4TH WALL HAS A HIGH CHANCE OF BEING SHATTERED AT WILL. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Chapter 21: Heat: Day 2
Muffin's point of view
Pinkie Pie pinned me on the ground, and I was about to yell for Stargazer to help, until he was tackled by Rainbow Dash.
Well, we're fucked.
I turned to Pinkie, who was busy licking most of my body parts, until she kissed me. I didn't know what to do, I don't have any powers, I can't fly, and all of my friends were probably being raped. She broke the kiss and smiled.
"Just to make sure, you aren't Muffin, right? Derpy's fault?" She asked.
"Yes." I replied.
"Well, she's sick, so the author, I think his name is Burritoburger or something, is in control. She looked up into the sky.
"Don't you even think about not letting me have him!" She yelled towards the sky. I looked around.
"Who are you talking to?" I asked.
"The author!" She replied.
"Who?"
"It doesn't matter. Let's finish this, shall we?" She said. She was about to lean in for another kiss, until a dragon-like pony tackled her. He was dark green with bright blue stripes, blue horns, and green dragon wings.
"Go! I'll be there soon!" He commanded. I ran off, and I could hear Pinkie yell.
"I'M GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS AUTHOR!"
I ran behind the wall of an abandoned and ruined building, and saw the dragon-pony hybrid come around the corner.
"Thanks for saving me, man." I said.
"All in a day's work." He replied, panting.
"Anyway, what is your name?" I asked.
"Draco." He said.
"My name is Muffin." I replied, and shook his hoof.
"It is quite a pleasure to meet you, uh, Muffin." He said. He looked around the corner.
"Do you know of any location that would be safer than here?" Draco asked.
"Well, I have a friend named Stargazer, and we planned on going to his house, since it is a mile away from here." I explained. Suddenly, the sun went down in a matter of seconds, and it was pitch-black.
"Good enough for me, lead the way." He said. I continued off in the direction of Stargazer's house.
Lightning's point of view
After it was nighttime, I went around the corner of a building. It was too dark for anypony to see me, and I looked around for a safe route. Stargazer showed me to his house one time, but I have never been in this part of Ponyville before. It was to the left of town square, near where cloudsdale was.
Cloudsdale! Spitfire came down here, so why not all of the others?
I looked around the street that was lit with some dim streetlights, and I noticed a bit of an overdose of pegasi wandering around, a few of them familiar from Cloudsdale.
Its settled, then. Cloudsdale, here I come.
I flew up out of sight towards the city made of clouds. As soon as I got up there, a pair of hooves dragged me in a building, and I freaked out, ready for the rape that was coming. Instead, it was Soarin of the Wonderbolts.
"What are you doing here?! Don't you realize that loads of particular mares, especially Fluttershy are up here?!" He whispered.
"I thought it would be safe." I replied.
"Well, you're wrong, and they know that you are here, they just don't want you to know it." He said.
"Oh come on. That's-" I was interrupted by a tackle from a pegasus I didn't know, but she was tackled off of me from Fluttershy.
"I told you he's MINE!" She screamed at her.
"RUN!" Soarin said, running off of the cloud. Fluttershy got off of the pony and turned to me.
"Now, I need somepony to take care of me after all of that... hard work in taking care of my animals." She licked her lips.
"And I think you are just right for the job." She lunged towards me, but I dodged to the side.
"Fluttershy! I do not want to hurt you!" I said.
"Then we understand each other. Now be a good boy, and let me taste your-" I punched her in the face before she could finish her sentence. I flew away, and knowing she isn't a fast flier, I flew out of Cloudsdale fast. A few of them actually caught up though, and started to drag me down. I quickly kicked each of them off, though. As the sun was still out of whack, it was accelerating the days, so this heat will last longer. The sun started to rise again, and then slowed down.
Having to go through an entire day? Should be fine.
I flew as fast as I could, and could finally see Stargazer's house in the distance. An idea pooped in my head, and I smirked. I flew over to Ponyville and yelled,
"COME AND GET ME!" Everypony that heard me flew up to try and catch me. Perfect. I flew off towards Stargazer's house, where Stargazer and Muffin were inside already. I got in and closed the door, and they didn't even notice all of the mares in Ponyville flying towards the house.
"Hey! Lightning!" Stargazer walked up to me.
"No hard feelings right?" He held out his hoof and I smirked. I shook it, and them threw him outside, where all of the mares were waiting.
"Hey, what the fuck!" He yelled.
"PAYBACK BITCH!" I yelled back. I closed the door shut as he screamed with pain.
"Now starting day 3 of the heat with a bang." Muffin chuckled.
"He deserved it, he left me!" I said. A dark green pony/dragon with blue stripes walked in the room. He had dragon wings and dragon eyes.
"Who is this?" I asked, pointing to the peculiar pony. He shook my hoof.
"You may refer to me as Draco." He said.
"Yeah, he totally saved me from getting raped by Pinkie Pie." Muffin said.
"Oh. Well, my name is Lightning Streak, but you can call me Lightning." I said.
"A pleasure to meet you, Lightning. Now, may I ask, where is Stargazer?" Draco asked.
"Oh, I threw him out in with the crowd of mares." I said.
"WHAT?!" He ran out into the crowd. A few minutes later, he came back with trembling, cum covered Stargazer. Draco placed him down and closed the door. He looked at me as if I was crazy.
"What? He left me back there with twenty of them!" I said.
"And you left him with fifty. I can already tell you are going to be his best friend." He said sarcastically, and walked away.
Oh, great. Now I feel guilty.
I walked over to Stargazer, who was curled up in a ball on the floor, trembling.
"Look. I'm sorry I did that. But I told you that I would get back at you. And yet, that was really stupid of me." I said. He looked at me, and then glanced around the living room in fear. He didn't say anything, and only curled up into an even more compact ball. I sighed, and Draco came back in the room, holding a washcloth. He gave it to Stargazer, that is, attempted to give it to Stargazer, but he didn't even notice it. Draco sighed, and wiped Stargazer off himself. After he was all clean, he was still a little freaked out, but at least he could talk.
"They did so...many...horrible... oh god, I'm going to throw up." He said. Draco kicked a bucket over, and he threw up a white liquid. After he was done, he wiped his mouth.
"And I bet you all know what the hell I just upchucked." He said. This went for hours, and Stargazer finally started to relax, as we told one another on the things we did on our own. It was now midday, which means we only have twelve more hours to go. Suddenly, a bright flash filled the room, and both of the Princesses appeared.
"Oh shit!" Stargazer yelled, and jumped out a random window. Princess Celestia tackled Muffin, and Luna looked as if she was interested in Draco. I bucked both of them in the face before they could even think about what area to start on first, and we all jumped out the window, running away from every pony in Ponyville, and even the Princesses.
_________________________________________________________________________________________________
Sorry, too lazy to write Stargazer's perspective. =P
Also, RPT! This shows my expression when writing this chapter.
And now, a very funny picture.
This is also what Draco looks like.
OOPS I FORGOT THE HORNS. Oh well.
Guys, help me. Pinkie Pie jumped out of my computer screen and is trying to kill me.
Also, my "e" key appears to be broken. Help?
Let pinkie pie kill you
well then...i have yet ANOTHER idea
wel shall hide in the everfree, i came to ponyville from manehattan so i know how to survive, not quite sure about.....wait....oh wait zecore is a zebra so she wont be in heat....right?
-random zebra laugh-
oh sweet celestia
-she appears with a "bedroom...NOW" face on-
me: SHIT! -dissapears-
232737
Jesus, man! You have the best ideas EVER!
Its totally going in.
Y'know, just because I feel like it, this is going to be my favorite song for a while.
232806
Actually, I was raped by somepony completely different.
Let's see if you can guess.
I think I'll give a hint. She admires me because of a certain accident.
232848
Nope. Way off.
232855
Actually, you would be surprised. Wait, why would you be surprised? That and the fact that the pony I was thinking about that 'hurt me a lot' in that moment doesn't make sense. The answer was Lyra, but it doesn't even make sense.
Well, I guess now it is the fact that he was raped by at least five of them at once about ten times? Yeah, that would drive any man crazy.
Heh. Remember Spitfire? Guess what. She wasn't afflicted by heat.
burrito? right now me and thunder are on equal terms
these terms are
term1) zap and/or get revenge any way we can, that includes throwing you into a massive amount of mares then dissapearing
term2) either mame, or just vampony you [i have now added that my OC is a vampony, deal with it]
term3) DO NOT GET RAPED BY TIA OR WOONA
term4) get raped by twi
term5) happiness & profit
term6) run the fuck away from zecora, if need be, zap her into paralyses
233249
term six shall be the situation.
Ok, That first part was pretty funny. I'm not quiet sure on what Derpy's fault means. Is it a typo or is a fault something I don't know yet.
Painfully short
Nazkan
233459
Nope. No typo. Tis' explained in a few chapters.
233492
but i like term 4+5 and then maybe 1, can it be 4+5? i dont need to watch YOU suffer, besides -licks lips- who knows what magic tastes like? wonder how she can "experiment" on me
he-he-he
233579
Uh... I don't think magic would taste very good. I should know, I tasted plenty of it when you threw me directly on Twilight, who was the roughest of them all.
Magic tastes like rainbows mixed with fizzleberries that aren't ripe. Spicy, and leave you in a state of shock.
Okay, does anybody know of the game Persona 4?
233696
-sits there, mouth open-
y-you MOTHERBUCKER!!!!!!!!
-shoots ALOT of lightning at you, and also throws anything i can find, and throws thunderclouds at you-
I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE!!!!!!
233906
Pfft. I've heard worse threats in a child's nursery rhyme.
Come at me, bro.
233941
-appears behind you and throws you through a portal-
this will take you to CUPCAKES, where i asked pinkie to make your death slow, OH! and i also murdered dr.hooves
-shows his head-
and derpy......nah shes too......kind
-dissapears as you are sedated with cupcakes-
234020
Really? I don't think you remember the time I was sent to a different universe where EVERYPONY was trying to kill me. If you sent me to cupcakes, Anger and Strength will go apeshit on her.
That and the fact that I tapped Twilight first.
You want to kill me? Well, you can slap a postage stamp on my ass and send me to hell, cause I'll come right on back to ruin your life in more ways than one.
media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll92rqIpVz1qafrh6.jpg
234071
well......-takes you back-
i respect you now.....
-suddenly bites you with vampony teeth-
CUZ JU MAH BITCH!
bit with all due respect, you said nothing about me being a vampony, which suprises me, considering everypony else with me in their story HAS
so now i respect you more so therefore yo are not a vampony anymore, at least i mean your not controlled by me
http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=6OJ&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1366&bih=601&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=4ROff4Vl49oZ0M:&imgrefurl=http://freethoughtblogs.com/wwjtd/2011/11/24/what-im-thankful-for-respect-real-respect/&docid=IY77zu0HyVz_GM&imgurl=http://freethoughtblogs.com/wwjtd/files/2011/11/respect.jpg&w=715&h=669&ei=EW9AT-OdC4fg0QHInZXeBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=542&vpy=112&dur=618&hovh=217&hovw=232&tx=119&ty=102&sig=101468302149868470688&page=1&tbnh=131&tbnw=155&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=0CG8QrQMwCg
234093
The only reason is because I don't know what the hell a vampony is.
However, you should still respect me, because I knew a vampony was potentially dangerous, yet I continued to stand my ground.
I should also respect you, for knowing exactly what would be the most idiotic yet logical thing to do in certain situations.
...
Enough of that, let's talk Persona 4.
234093
Wait. Hold on.
Vampony teeth... pony... vam...vamp... vampire pony?
IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
Truly knowing that now, I still don't give two fucks.
234179
oh the irony
you= "Wtf is a vampony?"
my answer is "a vampire pony" hence vam=vampire
but if you don't want vamponies, just say im from a far away lands, where ponies r omnivores,and speak a different language, i used google translates "Latin" for the tongue cuz it seems fitting
me= "persona 4? wtf is that?"
234199
I fucking hate you. You have never heard of Persona 4.
My advice, buy the game immediately. You should like it if you are a fan of Shin Megmi Tensei.
Well, I'm off to bed.
234199
I fucking hate you. You have never heard of Persona 4.
My advice, buy the game immediately. You should like it if you are a fan of Shin Megmi Tensei.
Well, I'm off to bed.
234199
I fucking hate you. You have never heard of Persona 4.
My advice, buy the game immediately. You should like it if you are a fan of Shin Megmi Tensei.
Well, I'm off to bed.
234387
wow.....harsh
and i have no idea what that is either
goodnight? im still staying up
i hope i haunt you in your dreams right now
234387
wow.....harsh
and i have no idea what that is either
goodnight? im still staying up
i hope i haunt you in your dreams right now
234387
wow.....harsh
and i have no idea what that is either
goodnight? im still staying up
i hope i haunt you in your dreams right now
234518
Huh. I wonder what the triple posts are about. Now let me explain.
In Persona 4, you, the antagonist, must move to a different city for a year while your parents are on a business trip. You are living with your Uncle and Cousin? I thinks its a cousin. Anyways, you are in this new high school were you become friends with Youske, Chie, and Yukiko. After a while you will come across even more friends. Now, why is this all important in the first place? From the very beginning, you entered the a place called the 'Velvet Room'. You signed a contract, and simply left. There is a rumor spreading around about something called the 'Midnight Channel' where you look at your TV at midnight when it's raining outside. Not only that, but there is a string of murders happening around the school, and it all connects to the Midnight Channel. On the same night, you see someone on the other side. You touch the screen to find your arm being sucked in. A day or two later, you tell your friends and visit a store called Junes, where there are bigger TVs there. You stick your hand in once again, you friends freak out, and then you all tumble inside. You meet a bear-like creature named Teddy, and well, get attacked by shadows. Doing this unlocks your Persona, pretty much a badass. Along the game you will find more Personas, Personas for your friends, and a lot more.
If you want to see the badass opening, click here.
If you want to see the opening that includes gameplay, click here.
If you want more information, click here.
gameinfect.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/P4_Persona_Users_by_faustysangel1.jpg
236871
Answers:
1) Saying "you aren't" is a type of speech. You can say it either way.
2) They're ponies. Not only that, but they're little ponies. I think a smaller sized creature would take less volts of electricity to have them heavily damaged. Plus, we're talking pure lightning. Of course it will heavily wound them.
3)Yes. Yes it does.
4) It is funny isn't it? I'm trying to avoid the whole Gary Stu thing, but Stargazer is basically the leader at this point. I know what you're thinking, what a crappy leader. It makes sense, for the sole fact that he, 1: Saved Equestria. 2: Got sent to three different universes. 3: Can make four clones of himself, all of which are excellent at fighting. 4: Died. 5: Came back to life. 6: Revived Pinkie Pie. And 7: Broke the sound barrier and space/time continuum barrier. Twice.
If anything bad were to happen, it would potentially be Stargazer's fault for, as everypony believes, Stargazer is very loyal. Leaving somepony in a dire situation would absolutely defy his own rule, not to mention lose some trust for the one he abandoned. So, there's your explination.
5)Honestly? Yes. They do not want to have sex with him. He is part dragon, for Pinkie's sake. But, he will find a marefriend soon. Soon...
I hope this answers all of your questions.
LOL i read Draco's story too :3