Shoot For The Stars

by Burritoburger


Heat: Day 2

WARNING: 4TH WALL HAS A HIGH CHANCE OF BEING SHATTERED AT WILL. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Chapter 21: Heat: Day 2

Muffin's point of view

Pinkie Pie pinned me on the ground, and I was about to yell for Stargazer to help, until he was tackled by Rainbow Dash.
Well, we're fucked.
I turned to Pinkie, who was busy licking most of my body parts, until she kissed me. I didn't know what to do, I don't have any powers, I can't fly, and all of my friends were probably being raped. She broke the kiss and smiled.
"Just to make sure, you aren't Muffin, right? Derpy's fault?" She asked.
"Yes." I replied.
"Well, she's sick, so the author, I think his name is Burritoburger or something, is in control. She looked up into the sky.
"Don't you even think about not letting me have him!" She yelled towards the sky. I looked around.
"Who are you talking to?" I asked.
"The author!" She replied.
"Who?"
"It doesn't matter. Let's finish this, shall we?" She said. She was about to lean in for another kiss, until a dragon-like pony tackled her. He was dark green with bright blue stripes, blue horns, and green dragon wings.
"Go! I'll be there soon!" He commanded. I ran off, and I could hear Pinkie yell.
"I'M GOING TO GET YOU FOR THIS AUTHOR!"
I ran behind the wall of an abandoned and ruined building, and saw the dragon-pony hybrid come around the corner.
"Thanks for saving me, man." I said.
"All in a day's work." He replied, panting.
"Anyway, what is your name?" I asked.
"Draco." He said.
"My name is Muffin." I replied, and shook his hoof.
"It is quite a pleasure to meet you, uh, Muffin." He said. He looked around the corner.
"Do you know of any location that would be safer than here?" Draco asked.
"Well, I have a friend named Stargazer, and we planned on going to his house, since it is a mile away from here." I explained. Suddenly, the sun went down in a matter of seconds, and it was pitch-black.
"Good enough for me, lead the way." He said. I continued off in the direction of Stargazer's house.

Lightning's point of view

After it was nighttime, I went around the corner of a building. It was too dark for anypony to see me, and I looked around for a safe route. Stargazer showed me to his house one time, but I have never been in this part of Ponyville before. It was to the left of town square, near where cloudsdale was.
Cloudsdale! Spitfire came down here, so why not all of the others?
I looked around the street that was lit with some dim streetlights, and I noticed a bit of an overdose of pegasi wandering around, a few of them familiar from Cloudsdale.
Its settled, then. Cloudsdale, here I come.
I flew up out of sight towards the city made of clouds. As soon as I got up there, a pair of hooves dragged me in a building, and I freaked out, ready for the rape that was coming. Instead, it was Soarin of the Wonderbolts.
"What are you doing here?! Don't you realize that loads of particular mares, especially Fluttershy are up here?!" He whispered.
"I thought it would be safe." I replied.
"Well, you're wrong, and they know that you are here, they just don't want you to know it." He said.
"Oh come on. That's-" I was interrupted by a tackle from a pegasus I didn't know, but she was tackled off of me from Fluttershy.
"I told you he's MINE!" She screamed at her.
"RUN!" Soarin said, running off of the cloud. Fluttershy got off of the pony and turned to me.
"Now, I need somepony to take care of me after all of that... hard work in taking care of my animals." She licked her lips.
"And I think you are just right for the job." She lunged towards me, but I dodged to the side.
"Fluttershy! I do not want to hurt you!" I said.
"Then we understand each other. Now be a good boy, and let me taste your-" I punched her in the face before she could finish her sentence. I flew away, and knowing she isn't a fast flier, I flew out of Cloudsdale fast. A few of them actually caught up though, and started to drag me down. I quickly kicked each of them off, though. As the sun was still out of whack, it was accelerating the days, so this heat will last longer. The sun started to rise again, and then slowed down.
Having to go through an entire day? Should be fine.
I flew as fast as I could, and could finally see Stargazer's house in the distance. An idea pooped in my head, and I smirked. I flew over to Ponyville and yelled,
"COME AND GET ME!" Everypony that heard me flew up to try and catch me. Perfect. I flew off towards Stargazer's house, where Stargazer and Muffin were inside already. I got in and closed the door, and they didn't even notice all of the mares in Ponyville flying towards the house.
"Hey! Lightning!" Stargazer walked up to me.
"No hard feelings right?" He held out his hoof and I smirked. I shook it, and them threw him outside, where all of the mares were waiting.
"Hey, what the fuck!" He yelled.
"PAYBACK BITCH!" I yelled back. I closed the door shut as he screamed with pain.
"Now starting day 3 of the heat with a bang." Muffin chuckled.
"He deserved it, he left me!" I said. A dark green pony/dragon with blue stripes walked in the room. He had dragon wings and dragon eyes.
"Who is this?" I asked, pointing to the peculiar pony. He shook my hoof.
"You may refer to me as Draco." He said.
"Yeah, he totally saved me from getting raped by Pinkie Pie." Muffin said.
"Oh. Well, my name is Lightning Streak, but you can call me Lightning." I said.
"A pleasure to meet you, Lightning. Now, may I ask, where is Stargazer?" Draco asked.
"Oh, I threw him out in with the crowd of mares." I said.
"WHAT?!" He ran out into the crowd. A few minutes later, he came back with trembling, cum covered Stargazer. Draco placed him down and closed the door. He looked at me as if I was crazy.
"What? He left me back there with twenty of them!" I said.
"And you left him with fifty. I can already tell you are going to be his best friend." He said sarcastically, and walked away.
Oh, great. Now I feel guilty.
I walked over to Stargazer, who was curled up in a ball on the floor, trembling.
"Look. I'm sorry I did that. But I told you that I would get back at you. And yet, that was really stupid of me." I said. He looked at me, and then glanced around the living room in fear. He didn't say anything, and only curled up into an even more compact ball. I sighed, and Draco came back in the room, holding a washcloth. He gave it to Stargazer, that is, attempted to give it to Stargazer, but he didn't even notice it. Draco sighed, and wiped Stargazer off himself. After he was all clean, he was still a little freaked out, but at least he could talk.
"They did so...many...horrible... oh god, I'm going to throw up." He said. Draco kicked a bucket over, and he threw up a white liquid. After he was done, he wiped his mouth.
"And I bet you all know what the hell I just upchucked." He said. This went for hours, and Stargazer finally started to relax, as we told one another on the things we did on our own. It was now midday, which means we only have twelve more hours to go. Suddenly, a bright flash filled the room, and both of the Princesses appeared.
"Oh shit!" Stargazer yelled, and jumped out a random window. Princess Celestia tackled Muffin, and Luna looked as if she was interested in Draco. I bucked both of them in the face before they could even think about what area to start on first, and we all jumped out the window, running away from every pony in Ponyville, and even the Princesses.
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Sorry, too lazy to write Stargazer's perspective. =P
Also, RPT! This shows my expression when writing this chapter.

And now, a very funny picture.

This is also what Draco looks like.

OOPS I FORGOT THE HORNS. Oh well.