Heat: Day 1
Chapter 20: Heat: Day 1
After Anger was back in my head, we decided to stay for a while and wait until all of the mares were gone. We waited for about two hours in silence, until Lightning spoke up.
"Do you think they are still there?"
"I'll go check." I said. I walked up to one of the windows and pulled the curtain back to see eight mares smiling ear to ear. I closed the curtain.
"Nope." I said. He groaned.
"We have to get out of here!"
"What if... we went to your house, Stargazer?" Muffin said.
"Yeah, that makes sense. You live a mile away, after all." Lightning said.
"I can teleport you out, but you have to run immediately." Dinky said, and her horn glowed.
"Wait! We don't even have a-" The light flashed, and we were right outside of the house, where all of the mares turned to us, grinning.
"...plan." I finished. They all rushed towards us.
"RUN!" Muffin screamed. We ran away, a bunch of lustful mares on our tail. Lightning looked back and shot volts from one of his hooves, hitting a couple of the mares.
"Since when could you do that?!" I yelled.
"Ever since I was born!" He yelled back. He shot more lightning at them, but to no avail, as Twilight formed a magic bubble around the mares. His shot bounced off and hit Lightning himself, and he fell to the ground for a second.
"Help!" He yelled.
"Every stallion for themselves!" I yelled, and ran away.
"I'LL GET YOU FOR THI-" His voice was muffled as a bunch of mares covered him. We ran down an alley, panting.
Lightning's point of view
I felt the volts surge through me. While I was adapted to them, I could still fell some pain. I fell on the ground.
"Help!" I called out. Stargazer didn't even hesitate and ran off with Muffin.
"Every stallion for themselves!" He screamed. He's leaving me! He doesn't even care!
"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!" I yelled at him, but he was far from sight, and the mares covered me.
"Now now, ladies, don't be so rough..." I started.
"Oh, we won't be rough." One of them said, obviously being sarcastic.
"Excuse me, why does this happen? I mean, you are all on a rape spree. Seriously?" I said.
"It happens, now mount me!" Another one said.
"No!" I shot towards the air, only to be tackled by Rainbow Dash. She pinned me to the ground.
"I'm going first!" She declared. My eyes widened. When we started only a few minutes ago, it was not pretty. Before she could even lean close to my, *cough* private areas, I punched her in the face, sending a shock through her body. She let go, and I got up.
"Who wants to be next to be shocked with at least 1000 volts of electricity?" I asked. It didn't matter though, as all of them tried to run up and get at least one touch of my, *cough* private parts, or even grab me anywhere, for that matter. After a while, I gave up and shot through the air, Rainbow Dash was knocked out, and the rest of the pegasi were too slow. I headed for Stargazer's house, but it would take a while. I landed behind a building, as I saw Princess Celestia and Princess Luna with a lot of other mares roaming through central Ponyville.
Think of a plan, fast.
An idea snapped in my head. I flew up towards the sky, hoping they wouldn't notice me. I perched on top of a cloud, not a mare in sight.
Perfect. All I have to do is get across these clouds without being seen.
I jumped from cloud to cloud, nopony from the ground could see me.
So far, so goo-
"Hey." I jumped back, and saw Spitfire sitting on the edge of the cloud with me.
"I've always wanted to get to know you, and always thought that, you are pretty big, and strong..." She was circling around me.
"...and now I have you all to myself. Nopony interrupting, nopony taking you away, just the two of us." She came closer, and I backed away, nearing the edge of the cloud.
"All to yourself eh?" I looked down. "Fuck that." I dive bombed backwards off of the cloud.
"No!" She cried, and I fell until I heard somepony scream,
"STALLION!" A opened my wings and flew as fast as I could to Stargazer's house. I was wrapped in a strong, pink light, and I planned for that.
Play it cool, act like you're caught.
"Goddammit!" I yelled, getting pulled towards Princess Celestia, a lustful smile drawing on her face.
"Any last words, Lightning Streak?" She asked. I kept quiet.
"No? Then prepare for the foal-making!" Just as she took her magic away to come onto contact with me, I sent, eh, roughly 3000 volts of electricity, just to make sure. While Luna tended to her big sister, now fainted, the Sun kinda... sped up. It took about 2 minutes to make it reach nightfall. So, survived day one, two days to go.
Stargazer's point of view
We went down the alley, catching our breath.
"Dude, I think I'm in trouble." I told Muffin.
"Why?" He asked.
"I left Lightning to die." I responded. He chuckled.
"Well. no use hiding, it looks like he escaped." Muffin said. It was true. Lightning could be seen flying towards Ponyville square.
"We need to get to my house." I reminded.
"Looks like Lightning has gone that way, think we should take a detour?" Muffin suggested.
"Sure." I responded. I looked around to check if the coast was clear, and for the most part, it was. We slowly went in the opposite direction of Ponyville square. Luckily, we weren't caught, and was outside of Ponyville in no time. I brohoofed Muffin in victory.
"Oh, I KNEW one if them would could come around this way!" We heard a familiar, cheerful voice say. We turned around to see Pinkie Pie.
"Oh, but there are two of them! Let's see, eeny, meeny, YOU'RE MINEY!" She tackled me first. Of course, me. She didn't hesitate as she sucked on my dick. Yes, I totally said that. I kicked her off.
"Goddammit!" I yelled.
"What? Am I too rough? That's what I thought! I'm not done either!" She lunged at me again, but I dodged her and took to the sky.
"Wait! I can't fly!" Muffin yelled. I looked down.
"I'm baaack!~" said a familiar voice. Rainbow Dash was back up, and looked a lot more lustful than ever.
"Oh god!"
(Get outta there!)
I flew up into the clouds, and could see a figure plummeting in the distance.
What the fu-
{LOOK OUT!}
Rainbow Dash tackled me and launched me into the ground, leaving a small crater. I headbutted her before she could do anything else. But instead of looking as if she was knocked out it was almost as if she was sleeping on my shoulder. cuddling. With me. I got up, only to see the sun go below the horizon in seconds.
This day gets weirder and weirder.
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231330
Rocket boo-
You don't have rocket boots.
I was about to get Muffin back, but got tackled by RD. So, yeah.
Plus, I didn't save Lightning to shave off some of that Gary Stu he has.
So, yeah.
231354
And that is why he got caught.
231369
Uh... sure.
Also, please tell me what you think should be the first fanfic I should do for my summary story. What do you think should be the first fanfic for me to summarize?
231400
I meant a story that has already been made by a separate person.
Unless, you are talking about a story called Lavalamp.
This is one of the best chapters. Maybe I'm just over playing it in my head, and it's actually not that great, but I think this is one of the funniest chapters you've done.
For the summary thing, Might I suggest Cheerilee's garden? It's about how all of the school fillies help Cheerilee to recreate a garden from her childhood. It's very touching, I cried, laughed, loved, recoiled in horror and generally loved the hell out of it.
Certainly Trustworthy
Nazkan
231584
There's the problem. This morning, the story failed moderation. I'll have to see what I can do to fix it.
231785
I don't fully understand this comment. What story failed moderation? Was it this one?
I also forgot to mention that Cheerilee's garden might be rated mature for a slight scene in a flashback. Just a heads up.
Frustratingly confused
Nazkan
231803
The story where I summarize another story.
And I can't get it submitted because it isn't a story.
And I already deleted it.
goddamn it burrito, i am SO going to get you bvack for this
OOOH! extreme 20000volt broohoof?
heheheh
me: brohoof?
you:sure
-brohoof and you are zapped and spazz out-
me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you: you bastard
me: REVENGE BEEEEEEEEETCH!!!!!
232009
smart........i have an idea....but its bold
-burrito wakes up strapped to a big coil-
me in a lightning robe: TESLA COIL TIME!
232025
Bitch please. I'm the one writing this story.
231990
Chapter 19: Comment 15. Copy & Paste:
heheheheheheh
i haz idea
-on last day of heat-
me: hey dude
you: what
me: REVENGE! -throws you into a crowd of mares and dissapears away in lightning-
you:FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -rape sone-
-the next day-
me: -opens door and sees you-
no hard feelings?
you:............
me:..............BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you: i got twi pregnant
me: YOU SON OF A BITCH -punch,zap,punch,zap-
you: HOLY SHIT DUDE IT WAS A JOKE
me: motherbucker troled me........if he is serious though..........
Taking everything except the Twilight gets pregnant thing, that is basically what your revenge will be. There is more to it, but I'd prefer if you wait the next two chapters.
well theres always that awkard moment where......
-throws you into a sea of mares after putting special hormone perfume that mares cant resist on you-
SEE YA! -dissapears in lightning-
Bitch, if I find out that you almost got raped by Rainbow dash, and you LET her rape you, your dead your far from dead
232072
mmmk
and the twi pregnant thing? i put that in there so you could troll me then i went batshit inssane and then you were like
SHIT DUD! I WAS TROLLING YOU
and then that one song goes
"you be trollin, and they beat the LIVING SHIT OUTTA YOU
232121
I WANNA GET....no im trolling you, its TWI im after
232108
Like I said in your story, Paradox. You entered my story, which is an overview of yours due to Derpy. She brought you in my story, and I hijacked it. Basically, I am now the head of the story, which means I can do anything I please.
But that isn't very realistic, now is it?
You see, I hadn't of known that I hijacked the story when you entered mine. Because Derpy is sick, and will soon be Stargazer's wife, she can no longer control the story, thus having me take control.
For example, I could do one of two things. I could let you escape Pinkie's rape, or I can make you forced to live through it. There is a second Paradox, however.
brony4ever and I share information that directs into both of our stories. Sometimes I control what happens, sometimes he controls what happens. Yet they are both the exact same things, but in two different perspectives. According to this, it is basically one fimfiction wrote by two authors in two different versions, while there should be two stories. Thus, creating the simple Paradox of 1x2=1. Being mathmatically incorrect, it creates said Paradox, thus having this story cease to exist. The only reason it does, however, is because it isn't the story that exists, it is the alternate universe itself.
That's right. Every time a story is created, another universe appears, and with every universe comes a god. That god is the author. However, in this story, there are two authors, or gods. Me and brony4ever. As long as these two stories and their author exists, said universe will exist.
So, that is Stargazer logic for you.
232121
Just because you said that, things you will not like will unfold in the next two chapters.
232226
Yes, but due to the incorrect equation, it comes down to a paradox. A plan for escaping Pinkie rape you say?
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RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
i don't need to run...
DAMN YOU DJ *fleeing from hoarde of mares* *DJ just walks down the middle of the street, like nothing were odd*