I ain't got time to fill this out.
(You don't need to read the first, both stories are independent from each other)
Derpy once again finds herself in quite the pickle as angels are sent down to put a stop to the unbreakable-laws-of-the-universe breaking caused by Derpy's ability to blow herself. While attempting to arrest her, however, they invoke a terrible power hidden deep inside Derpy. The consequences will never be the same.
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I am intrigued
I DON'T GET IT
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NO.
This wasn't funny, this wasn't sexy, this wasn't that good. K?
K LOOL YOU TORE DERPY UP AND MADE HER INSANE. LOLOLOL.
k but forreal, lolwtfjusthappened? Amusing, but wtf just happened?
My being was not prepared to come across such an abhorrent story title.
this part confuzed the shit out of me: “Were you born an orphan who turned out to be stolen from your single mother? were you born a unisex due to a rare genetic mutation you somehow inherited from your parents, and before you realized you were unisex, did you ever get knocked up by a strangely familiar stallion, and directly after finding out you're pregnant, that same stallion goes missing, and then you birth a child which also happens to be a unisex, then have that baby stolen from you, and then undergo the surgery to remove your ovaries which, due to their fragile state, were completely mutilated during childbirth, sub sequentially turning yourself into male? After all of that did you eventually encounter a bartender who tricked you to going back in time only to have you fall in love with your past female self where you then promptly had sex with yourself, and before you could do anything else you were brought back to the present and were inducted into a time traveling agency from the future, and because of all this you were unable to witness your past self giving birth to yourself which was then stolen by the aforementioned bartender and placed into an orphanage, and after several years in the time traveling agency, did you go back in time and pose as a bartender to unravel the previous events where you cause yourself to have sex with yourself in order to birth yourself?. IT SOUNDEND LIKE SOMETHIGN MORE INTELEGENT THAT ME WAS TALKING that dont happen ofteen at my school XD
Beside her lay a bowl of muffin shaped popcorn and a tall glass of muffin milk.
Once more there was nothing to be heard from beyond the door. Derpy wasn’t sure what to do, so she quickly ran to her closet, grabbed her muffin blaster, filled it up with some fresh ammo,
