(You don't need to read the first, both stories are independent from each other)

Derpy once again finds herself in quite the pickle as angels are sent down to put a stop to the unbreakable-laws-of-the-universe breaking caused by Derpy's ability to blow herself. While attempting to arrest her, however, they invoke a terrible power hidden deep inside Derpy. The consequences will never be the same.

Derpy is pretty cold. Derpy needs to get warm fast. What in the world will Derpy do to get warm?

This story was co-written by myself and Lupus (Mardalf) Avius
It is the result of several long and grueling years to craft the perfect clop-fic, while still only requiring a Teen rating. Every word has been carefully chosen and analysed to create the greatest most well written story on the face of the earth.

The sequel coming soon.
guaranteed to be at least 30 times more perfect than this one.
Expect it.